The K M Links Game - October 2024 Week 1
Quizzes & Puzzles6 mins ago
A very self-important college student attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to...
I broke wind standing in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.
I worked as a barber for a while, but I just couldn't cut it.
A blonde was visiting London for the first time. She wanted to see Downing Street. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions - "Excuse me, officer, how do I get...
Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in...
One day at the local cafe, a man suddenly shouts out: "My son's choking! He's swallowed a pound coin! Help! Please, anyone! Help!" A man at a nearby table stands up and announces that he is quite...
It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub.
It's a thirty-five minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering....
I was at sea the other day and a load of meat floated past.
It was a bit choppy....
Artery: The study of paintings. Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria. Barium: What you do when patients die. Benign: What you be, after you be eight. Caesarean Section: A neighbourhood in Rome. Catscan:...
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex any more...a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband................
The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for 2,000 roubles, or one from Minsk for 1,000 roubles. Being...
Looking back on some funny sports comments. "Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago" (David Coleman) "We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of...
I went for a walk with a girl the other day.
When she noticed me we went for a run....
Arthur C Clarke was very far sighted.
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Chinese call centre: Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan ! Operator : Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone....
My career is completely in ruins.
I just took a job as an archaeologist....
In a small town, farmers of the community had gotten together to discuss some important issues. About midway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up and spoke her peace. When she...
I went to the record shop and said "What have you got by The Doors?"
The assistant replied "a couple of fire extinguishers"....
A woman saw an electrician walking up her drive and rushed to the door. "Why did you come today?" she barked. "You were supposed to repair the doorbell yesterday? I know," the electrician replied. "I...
It was opening night at the Theatre and the Amazing Eileen was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do her stuff. As the Amazing Eileen took to the stage, she...
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