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...exercise is good exercise https:/
I went to the annual Native American dance contest yesterday , unfortunately it was canceled because of the rain. ___ The U.S. has announced it will be launching a space ship to apologise to the... ...
1st Prisoner."do you want to buy a ticket for the warders ball" ?. 2nd Prisoner. " Nah thanks I can't dance" 1st Prisoner. " It's not a dance , it's a raffle... ...
.... sometimes I need expert advice 😀
This has probably appeared before, but having just encountered it on FB, I can't resist reposting it here. I witnessed totally disgusting behaviour on the seafront at Southsea today. A man and a... ...
Just seen a Dire Straits restaurant advertising, Muffins for nothing, Chips for free.
I went to the doctor today because I was depressed over finishing crosswords too quickly
He told me not to get 2 down. ___ Bono rang me the other day to wish me a happy New Year!
I said thanks, same... ...
He told me not to get 2 down. ___ Bono rang me the other day to wish me a happy New Year!
I said thanks, same... ...
My partner is leaving me, because of my obsession with horse racing. She’s at the gate, and…. She’s off.
A man was working in the garden and his wife was about to take a shower He realised that he couldn't find the rake and yelled up to his wife. "Where is the rake?" She couldn't hear and she shouted... ...
I take 8 tablets a day.
I find Security at Curry's is really useless. ___ I think Christmas should be in July when the shops aren't so busy. ___ I went to the doctors today.
He told me my sugar was too... ...
I find Security at Curry's is really useless. ___ I think Christmas should be in July when the shops aren't so busy. ___ I went to the doctors today.
He told me my sugar was too... ...
My partner said he's leaving me because of my obsession with astronomy.... What planet is he on!?
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My mate came from a broken home, his dad was a shocker at DIY.
How do you invite a dinosaur to have a snack with you? You say, "Tea, Rex?"
