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I went to one of those psychic shows, the woman looked at me and said " you will walk, you will walk", I thought what a fake, there's nothing wrong with my legs, so I got up and left, and when I... ...
A teacher asks her students to discuss what their dads do for a living. Little Mary raises her hand first and says, "My dad's a solicitor for the government. He puts the bad guys in jail." Little... ...
I'm just back from the shops there and seen a blonde shouting into an envelope.
I asked her what she was doing and she said she was sending a voice mail. ___ Paddy buys a humpty dumpty from aldi.
It's... ...
I asked her what she was doing and she said she was sending a voice mail. ___ Paddy buys a humpty dumpty from aldi.
It's... ...
'ITV has decided to make a spin-off of a very well known British series & now make it about a middle-aged female detective up North investigating a series of murders in a pharmaceutical... ...
A rabbi gets in front of his congregation and says that he is leaving to go to a larger congregation that can pay him more.
There is a hush as no one wants him to leave. Sol Epstein, who owns... ...
There is a hush as no one wants him to leave. Sol Epstein, who owns... ...
A ventriloquist's car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it.
"Hey there," he says. "I bet I can make your horse talk."
"Horses don't... ...
"Hey there," he says. "I bet I can make your horse talk."
"Horses don't... ...
Paddy. "What's in the sack Mick" ?. Mick. "Rabbits" Paddy. "How many rabbits you got then Mick" ? Mick. "If you can guess how many rabbits in my sack I'll give you both of them" Paddy. " Three... ...
What do you think would happen ?
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Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.
Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect... ...
Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect... ...
How would you like to pay? Cash? Card? Or through the nose?
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I don't know if Facebook has ever caused the lame to walk, but it sure has caused the dumb to speak.
I was told I can look at an eclipse with a colander! I tried and it strained my eyes! ___ I bought a suit jacket from the mamas and the papas,
all the sleeves were brown and the tie was grey. ___ They... ...
all the sleeves were brown and the tie was grey. ___ They... ...
2 flyes on a door which one is sick the one on the panel bobby moore went to the pearly gates st peter came out ur very welcome bobby whyb is that we are ... ...
Just bumped into an old mate today. I said, "What are you doing these days?"
He said, "I prepare meals for the homeless, drug addicts, *** heads and down and outs."
I said, "Oh, are you working for... ...
He said, "I prepare meals for the homeless, drug addicts, *** heads and down and outs."
I said, "Oh, are you working for... ...
A gent of a certain age walks into his living room sporting his newly acquired hiking boots, rucksack, walking stick etc. announces "I have joined the ramblers club" His wife also a senior, who... ...
Father in a conversation with a neighbour...
First son: Degree in Economics
Second son: MBA
Third son: PhD
Fourth son: Thief
Neighbour: "Why can't you throw the fourth son out of your house?"
Father:... ...
First son: Degree in Economics
Second son: MBA
Third son: PhD
Fourth son: Thief
Neighbour: "Why can't you throw the fourth son out of your house?"
Father:... ...