Could it be that a miracle is about to unfold before our very eyes? With him? No chance!
Yes ..... x-rays .... wonderful things ...... but they cost money so try telling the NHS that. You see, Starman, some of my biggest mistakes in life have been as a result of believing the 'experts'. Haven't you ever wondered why I was once a Christian? Obvious. I believed the �experts�. Big mistake, and it was not until I began to mistrust them, that I finally saw the light. Same with the wonky foot really. I believed the �expert�, until a swift kick in the nether regions from a very dear, but rather bossy and insistent friend, sent me on a hobbly trip to see a very nice man who pushed, prodded and poked (and all for a very reasonable price - and he didn't even chip the nail polish!), the result of which revealed that the tootsie wasn't sprained at all, but was suffering from a condition called Plantar Fasciitis, brought about, apparently, by a surfeit of exercise. Well, that's what he said, but it's my sincere belief that since said injury occurred during the course of a long haul up Jerusalem�s Mount Zion, that the real cause was a thunderbolt aimed with divinely perfect accuracy directly at my Achilles Heel by you know who. Rotten old sod!
(Stupid me - I should have gone privately in the first place. Ah, we live and learn).
See you later. Limps off grumbling.