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And here she comes .... the gap's closing ..... look at her GO!!!!! YEAH!!!! ..............Bow, curtsey....clap, clap, clap - or to put it a little more delicately perhaps .... applause, applause, applause. :o)
And where's Theland gone again? He dangles carrots, and then hops it. (Oops, I've made him sound like a rabbit).
THELAND ..... are you reading me? Where's the answer to my question? I've just eaten the last custard pie, so you're quite safe - for now. (Hee hee hee).
Ahem ..... can either of you lick your elbow? Just curious you know - and purely from a scientific point of view, you understand. ;o)
For the record, I've just tried - and I can't - and I don't think even trying harder will improve my contortionistic (oh, good word - I think I made it up!) abilities.
Really! Somehow I get the impression you're not taking my scientific experiment cweusly. Come on now chaps - arms up - tongues out - and one, two, three .... lick.
In the interest of scientific investigation, in all honesty, I found elbow licking a modestly difficult challenge. However, I am now suffering a mild case of hyperextension in anticipating the future course of your scientific inquiry.