Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Welcome one and all to our club.

Many thanks to Mamyalynne for stepping into the breach last week whilst lordalex and I gallivanted and capered. (Or did she step into the breech ? As long as she did not step into the breeches)
I see from the minutes that all went well and there were no unauthorised visits to the wine cellar...

As the excitement of Midsummer Day begins to evaporate, it is to be hoped that all Members are re-invigorated for the dark nights now looming ahead of us.

So far, prizes accumulated for tonight's raffle are:

Half a tin of Duraglit (most of the pre-used bits removed)

Four candles

Packet of five two finger Kitkats


No doubt the usual sumptuous array of drinks and nibbles will arrive shortly

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening milady, yes all went well and only a small dent in the cellar department, as a rule we never touch the shiny new bottles.

All usual nibbles are laid on the buffet sideboard along with tailcocks aplenty. This week's guest tailcock is Krazy Krush♥

For the raffle I have:

Pkt Jammy dodgers
Jar of pickled Walnuts
3 pencils (rasers used up)

[ladyalex]

Hello, Mamya. How lovely to see you again.
I look forward to sampling the Krazy Krush♥
What colour would you say it was ?

[alexanderd]

hello LadyA glad to see you back from your gallivanting. I have some items for the raffle
A pair of brown shoelaces
A lemon squeezer
and a set of table mats depicting lakeland scenes. As it is a nice evening I have taken the liberty of setting out tables and chairs on the patio for the smokers

[alexanderd]

Hi Mamy a large

[alexanderd]

Dont know what happened there but I will have a large Krazy Krush please

[ladyalex]

Good evening, alexanderd and how wonderful it is to see you again also.
You are so kind to put out the chairs and tables. So thoughtful.
Do the table mats by any chance depict hunting scenes in the Lake District or, just views of Lakeland Plastics ?

[Lie-in King]

Good evening all :-)

Unfeasibly large one, please mamya...

I am able to contribute -

A sat-nav that only says "Turn left"
A wellie-scraper (it seems to be redundant...)
A squeezed lemon.

[slinky.kate]

good evening everyone,i do like the sound of the krazy krush(a bit like me)for the raffle i have brought a bottle of sparkling table water,white marshmallows,the pink ones were eaten,a packet of cocktail umberellas

[ladyalex]

Hello and welcome, Lie-in-King.
How nice of you to pop in.

Thanks for the raffle prizes.
Do be sure to but plenty of tickets later.

[albaqwerty]

good evening milady and all.

Had a slight fall into the moat last week and didn't completely get out of it until Thursday. Tried on Monday but there are nasties thereabouts :)


Poor offerings for the raffle,

a half chewed doggy chewstick
and a left handed cork screw

[ladyalex]

Hello Kate, nice to see you.

I'm very fond of white marshmallows....do you think we coud eat them rather than raffling them, or will I have to wait until I win them ?

[ladyalex]

alba, hello!

How did you know that I wanted a left handed corkscrew?

Hope I win it (along with the white marshmallows)

[slinky.kate]

of coarse they can be put on the table for everyone

[ladyalex]

Well, there's some room up here near me for them...

[Lie-in King]

Thank you m'lady - my visitor's pass was stamped upon leaving last week as being valid for tonight...

I'll buy the tickets, but fear I'll be as lucky as a strange creature in the garden...

[Mamyalynne]

Well hello everyone, Krazy Krush♥ is kind of a khaki colour, but the taste more than makes up for the visuals. Available in large/extra large and trough.

[DaisyNonna]

Good evening milady. Good evening friends. For the trifle I have a rather fetching hand-knotted lanyard, copmplete with Turk's Head and a thingummy attached. Oh yes, it's a Bosun's Call, but I don't think there are any Bosuns here. On the moat, perhaps. Also a half packet of sunflowere seeds and a pre-washed natural sponge.
Yes please to a Krushy whatsit.

[albaqwerty]

ello kingy x

Milady just buy the correct numbers (I've heard lime green is lucky tonight)

The Krusha thingy is oops excuse me, delicous

[slinky.kate]

eh'i'll start with a large,theres fizzy water there if you prefer it your maj.

[alexanderd]

Looks like a good crowd coming in tonight,I had better get the large vat out of the cellar for matrons cocktails