Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Once again I find myself as host as her Ladyship and his Ludship are on a Transatlantic meander to see the Son and heir and his fiddler floozy! To think of all the years I cared for that boy and the promises he made to me, that when he was grown, he and I....... But now look cast aside just like his blue fluffy comfort blanket.

Enough of all that, as the stately pile has been so quiet and the weather quite poor, I have fair excelled myself and the buffet sideboard is groaning with tasty treats of all sorts to suit all palates. A wide array of drinks too as is the rule.

This weeks guest tailcock is the Champagnzeeee, a very refreshing number with a hint of grout and a biscuity undertone.

For the waffle I have:

Blue glass rolling pin (small crack)
4 Lavender tea-lights
2 solar lights that only work in the day
Book of Sudoku (half done)

So a big welcome to members old and new. The Butler will take your coats, indeed be wary, he may take anything.

[albaqwerty]

I'm thinking that rounded corner is upsettling DT :)

Thank you kingy, hic pardon me, may I have a dooble?

[Lie-in King]

I fear m'lady knows all about the beans already...

I shall see what may be done, however... (shhh!)

[DTCwordfan]

there's no one called Warren here on AB - well up his ... when he joins

[albaqwerty]

Mr Alba has just whispered to me that he has a 19ft straw through the keyhole

And I'm posting what he has said!!! (Alba shakes her head in bewilderment)

[Lie-in King]

Miss Daisy, I couldn't possibly say - well, I could, but I won't...

Doobles it is, Miss...

[Lie-in King]

Fear not, I have my buttling shears to hand - consider his intrusive straw snipped off at the keyhole!

[DaisyNonna]

purrlease

[giveup]

Are you in cahoots, while her poor ladyship is doing her bit for Anglo American relations. Surely not.
P.S My glassis empty.

[Lie-in King]

Tut, tut - Miss Alba, it wasn't an inch over 12ft...

[giveup]

glass is. hic!

[Mamyalynne]

I shall make next week a temperance night if you continually snub all my lovely offerings, mind you I may not be here much longer at this rate.

I shall drink the Chateau Neuf from the buffet table myself then and the potted lobster on rye toast is divine, don't get dusty in the vaults will you.

Oh has Warren arrived, pleased to meet you Hic!

[albaqwerty]

many thanks kingy x

Thank you for snipping his straw as well :D

He has now retired for the evening.

[DTCwordfan]

Talking about that giveup, I see the Pres Bam-Bam did a runner back to the Potomac Swamp when Lady A's 747 land at Boston Logan Intl Airport ....what's she got on him, surely not a dress........

[Lie-in King]

Cahoots? Mon

itoring the staff situation never seems difficult for m'lady - she has a veritable arsenal of listening devices & cameras disguised as the most unlikely things...

Your glass is now full, Miss :-)

[DTCwordfan]

he's got a nice rabbit with him, Mamya, the girls will go mad around him.

Control is needed - toute-suite.

[giveup]

DT curiouser and curiouser.

[Lie-in King]

Matron! I must insist that you remain & perform your roffling duties.

Oh, that's lobster? I shall take some with me, as I'm off to check on the frog...

[giveup]

Think thats spelt incorrectly its those tailcocks, stronger than you think.

[DaisyNonna]

Mamya, please do not distress yourself. No need to drink alone. I will be only too happy to help. Adore anything lobsterish. Perhaps we should reconnoitre in case any guests are unable to enter. Any news of Alex tonight? Or Tony?

[Lie-in King]

The moat is in dire need of unblocking, so I doubt we'll see Alex...