Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Once again I find myself as host as her Ladyship and his Ludship are on a Transatlantic meander to see the Son and heir and his fiddler floozy! To think of all the years I cared for that boy and the promises he made to me, that when he was grown, he and I....... But now look cast aside just like his blue fluffy comfort blanket.

Enough of all that, as the stately pile has been so quiet and the weather quite poor, I have fair excelled myself and the buffet sideboard is groaning with tasty treats of all sorts to suit all palates. A wide array of drinks too as is the rule.

This weeks guest tailcock is the Champagnzeeee, a very refreshing number with a hint of grout and a biscuity undertone.

For the waffle I have:

Blue glass rolling pin (small crack)
4 Lavender tea-lights
2 solar lights that only work in the day
Book of Sudoku (half done)

So a big welcome to members old and new. The Butler will take your coats, indeed be wary, he may take anything.

[Lie-in King]

Please don't monkey with the spelling, miss - Matron gets all a-tizz...

[DTCwordfan]

verse nearly on demand, alba.....things can be found and perverted.....just name the topic.

[Lie-in King]

Hiding coats, Matron, hiding them!

Fragrant is my middle name tonight - I added some Royal Jelly bubbles as well...

[giveup]

That tailcock hit the spot. Its my birthday on Wednesday so if the lock could be removed from the cellar door we might find something excellent to celebrate with.

[DTCwordfan]

Give it Time, Lie-In, give it Thyme, you old Sage.....

[Lie-in King]

Alas, Miss giveup, the good stuff is reserved for the staff after-hours party - why else would Matron's tailcocks effervesce so violently? The ingredients tend not to be natural bed-fellows...

[albaqwerty]

If it helps, giveup, Mr Alba is a joiner who is still investigamagatig the wine-cellar door.

Nice one DT, read it out to him who cannot be named and he just nodded his head :D

[giveup]

I know all about Butlers' perks !!

[Lie-in King]

(I'm going to regret that last post...)

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em before HM Customs, they're lovely!

[DTCwordfan]

HM Customs Advice received by Her Ladyship as to Mamya's Tailcocks: "It isn't a duty to drink - however, you'll find them in a VAT

[giveup]

I'll have another tailcock please (large one) and can I have a cherry and a parasol in it.

[Mamyalynne]

No door tampering please, almost lost the roof over my head last time.

The table is groaning with grub and drinkies, never happy mutter. mutter.

Bedfellows, perks, whatever is occurring - must have a large one!

[Lie-in King]

Certainly, Miss - do you enjoy watching things melt?

[Lie-in King]

...And she's back

(shhh!)

[Lie-in King]

A large one for Matron...

[albaqwerty]

Have confiscated his tools Matron, so all should be quieter.

D'you know I found a stack of riffle tickets in the cloakroom last week, all number sky blue pink??

The staff are certainly not what one expects :)

[Lie-in King]

That'll be that Alex, Miss - a crafty one indeed...

[Mamyalynne]

That much is true Alba.

Why thank you Maj, don.t mind if I do - it has been a long day. You do smell rather nice.

[Lie-in King]

Thank you Matron.

Soft as well...

[albaqwerty]

well, that's upset the ladies:)