It has been drawn to the attention of the Committee that a large number of coats have been placed in the Lost Property cupboard.
As the cupboard is now full to bursting, members are asked to retrieve them at their earliest convenience. Alternatively, perhaps the butler could find an alternative hidey-hole.
All contributions for the raffle will be gratefully received.
The Committee have also asked for it to be pointed out that the raffle draw is conducted under conditions of scrupulous fairness. Anyone who wins, wins fair and square.
Oh well another time perhaps.....................Planning a trip haggis trekking in the Dordogne I may miss another couple of weeks ...... if I don't go I shall turn up soon, may I indulge in a last green griffin for the road?