Mad over fifties CLub

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome one and all .

It has been drawn to the attention of the Committee that a large number of coats have been placed in the Lost Property cupboard.
As the cupboard is now full to bursting, members are asked to retrieve them at their earliest convenience. Alternatively, perhaps the butler could find an alternative hidey-hole.

All contributions for the raffle will be gratefully received.

The Committee have also asked for it to be pointed out that the raffle draw is conducted under conditions of scrupulous fairness. Anyone who wins, wins fair and square.

[Mamyalynne]

Coming right your way Giveup, they are rather good.

[Lie-in King]

I've heard the moat-croc is quite partial to a foot or two, Miss giveup

[Lie-in King]

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while their Green is glowing, they're lovely!

[ladyalex]

I think I would like to try a venison burger. Are they our own deer ?

[Lie-in King]

I believe they are, love

[Lie-in King]

Oops.

[Mamyalynne]

Familiarity breeds....


No Milady I got it from the Farmers market.

[giveup]

In that case I shall wear my waders, also purchased from miladys gift shop. I dont know how many Welsh guests are here this evening, can I offer my condolences "You woz robbed."

[Mamyalynne]

We try not to dwell on such disappointments - just drink to forget

[DaisyNonna]

Onions! Perhaps that is it. Lyonnaise, garnished witrh onions, usually fried. Is that it Maj?
Or are you the Chief Herald of Scotland?
Whatever. I am sure you still have your pride.

Another Griffin if I may?

Oh no! You have not transmogrified have you?

[ladyalex]

Sounds as though we need a new gamekeeper as well, then....we did have one but he has disappeared....strange that , how our staff vanish.
As you have waders, giveup, can I persuade you to be our ghillie ?

[Mamyalynne]

Transmoggy, no I am sure not - though he has a penchant for fishnets I believe

[Lie-in King]

I am still me, Miss.

Another extra-large Griffin, Miss.

I believe I shall partake also...

[ladyalex]

Is the Lion Scottish ?
This is news to me.
Transmogrified into what ?
I'm boggling now.

[DaisyNonna]

Purrfect

[Lie-in King]

I have opened the television room for those that wish to view the football.

Just me, then.

I've left a large bucket of Griffin and a ladle for dipping & I shall return later for the cleaning-up ritual.

[ladyalex]

bye for now, Maj
ENjoy the footy or whatever.
I'll let you know if you win in the raffle this week.

[giveup]

Milady if I became your ghillie do you think I might one day win the riffle. Is the butler around only my glass seems to have sprung a leak, it's empty again

[Mamyalynne]

I shall bring burgers at half time, the fire is lit too.

[ladyalex]

Everyone who buys tickets has an equal chance, giveup.
It just happens that some people are very lucky.

The butler has gone , but he's left teh bucket and ladle, so do help yourself. I have.