Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Welcome once again. Gather close to the fire on this nippy night and enjoy good company ,delicious nibbles and no doubt a powerful tailcock or three.

Raffle prizes so far include:

A box of Zubes
A tin of vaseline
A yellow muffler.

Tonight's talk was to have been 'Knitting patterns of the 1950s' ...a rib-tickler if ever there was..but the speaker has just plain disappeared.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, miss humbersloop - two hastily flagons, as requested...

Alas miss, if there's any spare cash to be made, it's m'lady that'll be making it...

[Lie-in King]

My apologies miss, the cold seems to have affected my spooch - I of course meant "hastily dipped flagons".

I believe I shall partake of one myself...

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Miss Humber, do have some stew.

[nungate]

Evening all, apologies for my tardiness, touch of llama trouble in the Trossachs. I will go and join those drowning their sorrows over in the corner since I also wish to do a bit of "drowning" myself, bad news from Pamplona. So if I may, a couple of my usual pails of your most excellent tailcocks Mama,........................ I shall be in better fettle once they have taken effect

[humbersloop]

Ah, they also serve who only stand and wait LiK

Be patient.The otter is not out tonight, it has nets to mend.

[BigMac]

L-i-K, my coat if you please. I have to prepare for the Arms Park, sorry Millennium Stadium - even if only watching the idiot-box.

Oh, and one half-eaten croque monsieur for the trifle. You may have my tickets.

A bientôt,

BigMac

[DaisyNonna]

Zhukov are you still with us? Hiding perhaps or exploring this magnificent pile?
Do joinus an explain your elegant uniform. So lovely to see a gentleman formally dressed.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening miss nungate - your pails...

Would you like the vet to take a look at the llama's Trossach trouble?

[Mamyalynne]

Travel safely Big M, see you soon.

[Lie-in King]

Your coat, sir - I trust you will take care on your journey :-)

[DTCwordfan]

what pray has happened in Pamplona, Nungate? Has the grapefruit harvest failed or the Saint Fermìn Festival closed down?

[ladyalex]

Good night Big Mac. See you again soon.

I don't think it was quite nice to mention Zhukov's piles, Daisy...people can be quite sensitive about them.

Bad news from Pamplona, nungate ? I didn't think it was time for the running yet...

[alexanderd]

M,Lady my rofl tickets are pink, shall I discard them now or wait till you draw your winning numbers?

[polar-bear]

Evening All, sorry to be late. I must have shovelled a ton of snow since last week. I would love a tailcock.

[DaisyNonna]

Au revoir GrandImper. Totsiens.

[ladyalex]

Your casting aspersion again, alexanderd.
No one knows the winning tickets until we do the draw.
It just happens that I am a lucky person.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, miss bear - nice weather for... ahem, your tailcock, miss

[ladyalex]

Hello PBear...sorry to hear of your troubles with the shovels.

[DTCwordfan]

Is shovelling snow the equivalent of shovelling shyte for you, polarbear?

I hear Arctic rabbits make very good loo paper as their fur sticks well....

[polar-bear]

I'll take your word for it.