Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Welcome once again. Gather close to the fire on this nippy night and enjoy good company ,delicious nibbles and no doubt a powerful tailcock or three.

Raffle prizes so far include:

A box of Zubes
A tin of vaseline
A yellow muffler.

Tonight's talk was to have been 'Knitting patterns of the 1950s' ...a rib-tickler if ever there was..but the speaker has just plain disappeared.

[Mamyalynne]

Certainly Miss Ann.

[DaisyNonna]

DT I think they have redecorated.

[DaisyNonna]

To those gentlemen in the lounge watching the footie. How can such highly paid , highly profiled players act like petulant 6 year olds and not realise how they are demeaning themselves?

[Ann]

Silly little kiddiewinks have certainly thrown their toys out of the perambulator today :)

[Ann]

They should stop their wages until they grow up ......

[nungate]

Please don't mention the footie........................my beloved Barca went down at Osasuna tonight I am in deepest mourning and may not recover unless we win in the Champions league next week - it was minus 5 in Pamplona this evening, well if that's an example of Spain in winter I won't be retiring there, it snowed in Mallorca last week!! hic....! can I have some more mind numbing tailcocks Mama and just then just point me in the direction of my llama, please.............I'll see you in a sennight night, night all, safe journey. It's a good thing the llama knows the way..................hic..!!!!

[Ann]

Don't let your llama get near our huskies nungate - who knows what might happen ;) Nite!

[nungate]

He's quite alright with dogs and cats Ann, he's just allergic to crocs in moats

[Ann]

He wouldn't be alright if my huskies are feeling over amorous!

[DaisyNonna]

nungate, how did you manage to acquire a llama?

[nungate]

I was haggis hunting in the Trossachs and he waltzed up to me and we bonded over some toasted marshmallows during the singalonga-Andre.....

[Mamyalynne]

So sorry, was called away to a burst pipe in tjhe scullery - all sorted.

Roll up for more piping hot stew and lovely sausages.

A new vat of tailcocks await.

[Ann]

Ah I remember the singalonga-Andre in the West Wing very well nungate........... <sigh>

[DaisyNonna]

Hope you don't have a water meter.Leaks can be so expensive, though they are fairly easy to grow. Yes, a tailcock would be most acceptable whilst I am still trying to recover from the sight and sound of Brian May, thanks to Zhukov.

[Mamyalynne]

Daisy a very large tailcock by the sounds of it then.

[Ann]

Maybe M'lady could be presuaded to invite him next week to play the National Anthem from the top of the tower in the West Wing?

[Ann]

<persuaded> Hic!

[Mamyalynne]

Not if I have my way Ann , sorry - Hic! Pardon me

[DaisyNonna]

Yes please. Do you have any favourites from your past? Just between ourselves of course.

[Ann]

I have just found the box of Zubes hidden under a cushion, obviously the rofl winner was disappointed, ungrateful wretch!