Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Welcome once again. Gather close to the fire on this nippy night and enjoy good company ,delicious nibbles and no doubt a powerful tailcock or three.

Raffle prizes so far include:

A box of Zubes
A tin of vaseline
A yellow muffler.

Tonight's talk was to have been 'Knitting patterns of the 1950s' ...a rib-tickler if ever there was..but the speaker has just plain disappeared.

[nungate]

Thank you for the kind though LIK but the chap from the AA (Llama division) provided and ointment for the "trouble"

[Mamyalynne]

Well, really - I say!!

[DTCwordfan]

On the glacier of AB ice
You may have to look twice
For a big Polar Bear
Who Might be sleeping somewhere!
On the top of the powder snow
Can you find his black nose?
Against the cool tailcock ice
Can you see two round eyes?
How about big black furry claws
Tucked within great big paws?
If you can – you’ve uncovered
His camouflage!
Sh!
Be quiet!
He’s shovelling white shyte!
Do not speak!
Our AB Polar Bear is slowly creeping…
His snow is gradually heaping
Run! I see his pearly teeth!

[DaisyNonna]

Do keep up ladyalex. The pile referred to was your wonderful edifice, not an intimate basal extrusion.

[Lie-in King]

That is good news miss - I fear the vet hasn't been the same since his encounter with a talking croc...

[polar-bear]

Thank you DT. I really liked your poem

[DTCwordfan]

No probs, PB, you must be at home in this Arctic blast....Humber is in -9, 4getmenot country (Norr-folk -most apropos as a Polar Bear Maccie D equivalent) may be very appealing for a wee vacation for you.

[humbersloop]

Thank you, Mamya, warming rabbit stew is very welcome on the way home.

Who's had all the venison sausages between times?

And will there be a rofle rollover??

[ladyalex]

Whatever you say, Daisy...but I think you'll find Zhokov agrees with me.

You are excelling yourself tonight, DT. Excelling yourself.

[DaisyNonna]

Thinking back to the scheduled talk, (thank goodness it was cancelled). Not a nice subject for a mixed gathering. I always thought nits were random. Had not realised that lice moved in formation.
Another tailcock if I might your Purrship. My mane friend.

[Lie-in King]

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em before they turn to ice, they're lovely!

[humbersloop]

I'm up for one, then off and good night all.

[alexanderd]

Right I am off to watch the news and the soccer, may call back later, if not, safe journey home to all
Alex

[Mamyalynne]

Plenty lovely sausages left.

[ladyalex]

Bye everyone, but just hold on fo the raffle....

Tonights winning number is :

pink

[DTCwordfan]

Goodnight, oh fair ones, to watch the "fights".......I will be joining you but keeping a watch on bardic developments here, if called on by HerLadySloop and Matron.

[DTCwordfan]

I thought pinkie was banned.....

[ladyalex]

And the winning colours are:

34
8
63
12
55
13
74

Hurrah! I won the hairpins and the green jersey/guernsey.

[Mamyalynne]

Did you, not a sniff of the mittens for me.

[Lie-in King]

As always, many congratulations on your extraordinary good fortune, m'lady!

My tickets were sadly all of the turquoise-numbered variety...