Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Welcome to tonight's meeting of AB's Mad Over Fifties Club.
I trust everyone has battened down their respective hatches in readiness for the oncoming storm.
Tonight's entertainments will be as always the Minstrels in the gallery (with a candlestick, piece of rope and glitterball) In the ballroom we have engaged a tango ensemble who will play the music of the Argentine tango, and to demonstrate the dance, we have engaged the services of Muckleflugga's top tango duo Roberto McTavish and his partner the lovely Gladys Oglethorpe. We do hope we can send you all on a "trip" down "Argentine Way"
Our tailcock for this evening will be the Autumn Breeze, an interesting yet, potent brew. Also our hot plate special will be a delicious chicken and ham pie, creamy mash and a selection of veggies! On the pudding trolley
we are offering a treacle tart with lashings of cream. In the best MOFC tradition there will be the customary selection of volley vonts, canopies and other nibbles.
For the rofl I offer
An umbrella (broken spoke)
Avon catalogues (used and past order dates)
Queenie's favourite glass - broken, thank you Teddy
a set of matching anti macassars

Be sure to have your tickets ready at the appropriate time
Members can rest assured that if the storm arrives before close of the evening's proceedings, guest suites will be available in the west wing for any travellers unable to get home safely.
Otherwise, we have the hot tub bubbling and all set to go, the mini bar has been refilled. In light of the latest weather forecast the bungee will not be in use tonight (the piranhas in the moat can sleep safely) The games room is at members disposal as is the indoor pool and gymnasium (do try not to disturb Sir Cumference when you are down in the dungeons, he gets a bit grumpy if disturbed too much) Igor will be on hand to assist members with their outer garments and will hand them over to Frank for their concealment. Frank has been demoted from minion to assistant minion and has had his chains confiscated until he breaks his "unfortunate habit" He has also spent some time on the naughty step for his disobedience.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


carriages at midnight

[Psybbo]

Enjoy Queenie, and Tony will take good care of you xx

[nungate]

Hello Daisy. How were the flying conditions tonight? There's a tray in the snug for Eric and Malkin, and soft fluffy towels in case they need to dry off.

Ah, here's Igor with your bucket. Are those new specs?

[albaqwerty]

Stitching is god, had an embroidery thingy from late bother which I still haven't finished. (can't find the darned thing which doesn't help)

Queenie, please show Tone that vid thingy on your phone and I'll promise not to look up his kilt any more! (hugs to Tone) Hope you have a lovely time xxx

Daisy Hi xx

Must tootle for now, Thank you Igor for the small glass and thanks to Nun for the lovely autumn breeze hic

[nungate]

Bye bye Alba, lovely to see you back at the Towers, albeit briefly.

[Igor61]

Thank you and good evening Miss Alba. Until the next time then.


Frank! Don't do THAT!!!!



Madame, he's doing it again!

[DaisyNonna]

Oh! Am I still wearing them? Didn't really need to read the signposts on the way here. Eric refuses to use a Satnav. Says I nag enough for two. Only trying to help.
Please remind Frank that my cloak has a mind of his own. Does not like enclosed places and prefers to be near a window.

[nungate]

Frank! don't you want your chains back? Go sit on the naughty step!

Igor I shall send Plant to help you

[nungate]

I'm with Eric I detest satnavs - I find them irritating! I always have best beloved turn it off when I'm in the car, I can read maps we don't need satnav!
I did brief Igor about your cloaks needs and likes, and as Frank has been banished to the naughty step I think it will we alright this evening.

[DaisyNonna]

nungate you are veritably a wonderful hostess.
Do wish (oops) delete that, you never know what might happen! Do hope I could help with Frank. Igor is such a wonderful role model.

[nungate]

blushes, I do my best Daisy

[Psybbo]

Any news of Minty, nungate?

[nungate]

will you all please excuse me for a few moments while I remove Teddy from Molly's attention, and to assist Queenie sort out her packing .... back soon

[tonyav]

Evening all, looks like I've just missed ah wench ( alba ), I see that Frank is being punished for this most unfortunate habit of his !.
Igor, my usual bucket if you please, must say that tonight's tailcock does sound exceptional and a plate of delicious chicken and ham pie please.
For the roffile I have one box of Bic ball point pens ( balls are missing !) one crown gear suitable for a 1968 Triumph Vitesse 6 ( several teeth missing ).

[DaisyNonna]

Hi Tony! Would dentures help?

[tonyav]

Good evening Daisy, good suggestion that, that may fix it.

[DaisyNonna]

Fancy a tango after you have refreshed yourself?

[tonyav]

Don't mind if I do Daisy, bet were better than that Roberto and Gladys couple.

[Igor61]

ah, Good evening Tony, sir, I have taken the trouble of bringing your bucket, Plant will follow in a minute or two with your pie

I hear Madame on the stairs....................

[nungate]

Hello Tony, I thought you might have taken the evening off to prepare for your ordeal tomorrow. Just been helping herself repack her bag, and find a suitable handbag - trying to keep things to a minimum. Ah, here's Plant with your pie

[tonyav]

Thank you Igor.
Psssst, how much luggage is Madame Queenie bringing, my boot isn't massive !.