Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Welcome to tonight's meeting of AB's Mad Over Fifties Club.
I trust everyone has battened down their respective hatches in readiness for the oncoming storm.
Tonight's entertainments will be as always the Minstrels in the gallery (with a candlestick, piece of rope and glitterball) In the ballroom we have engaged a tango ensemble who will play the music of the Argentine tango, and to demonstrate the dance, we have engaged the services of Muckleflugga's top tango duo Roberto McTavish and his partner the lovely Gladys Oglethorpe. We do hope we can send you all on a "trip" down "Argentine Way"
Our tailcock for this evening will be the Autumn Breeze, an interesting yet, potent brew. Also our hot plate special will be a delicious chicken and ham pie, creamy mash and a selection of veggies! On the pudding trolley
we are offering a treacle tart with lashings of cream. In the best MOFC tradition there will be the customary selection of volley vonts, canopies and other nibbles.
For the rofl I offer
An umbrella (broken spoke)
Avon catalogues (used and past order dates)
Queenie's favourite glass - broken, thank you Teddy
a set of matching anti macassars

Be sure to have your tickets ready at the appropriate time
Members can rest assured that if the storm arrives before close of the evening's proceedings, guest suites will be available in the west wing for any travellers unable to get home safely.
Otherwise, we have the hot tub bubbling and all set to go, the mini bar has been refilled. In light of the latest weather forecast the bungee will not be in use tonight (the piranhas in the moat can sleep safely) The games room is at members disposal as is the indoor pool and gymnasium (do try not to disturb Sir Cumference when you are down in the dungeons, he gets a bit grumpy if disturbed too much) Igor will be on hand to assist members with their outer garments and will hand them over to Frank for their concealment. Frank has been demoted from minion to assistant minion and has had his chains confiscated until he breaks his "unfortunate habit" He has also spent some time on the naughty step for his disobedience.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


carriages at midnight

[Psybbo]

Tony and Daisy, commiserations, poor result

[nungate]

One bag, my bag at that, it's not too big and is just the right size for hand luggage, your boot should be able to accommodate it.

[tonyav]

Yes Psybbo, I'm gutted, as specially has the Baggies got a late equaliser at Fulham.

[tonyav]

Even with the roof down, your nungateship lol.

[anneasquith]

excuse me, at at the window over there >>>>> been away all day, any news on murray ?

[nungate]

We managed a win tonight, just scraped it with a late goal in injury time!
Good game though. (at home to Sevilla)

[nungate]

Haven't heard from her today, don't know if she's still in hospital or not,
Anne, I hope she's doing well.
Do come in, it's a bit chilly to be standing at the window. I can have Igor bring you some refreshments

[tonyav]

Well done Barrca.
I haven't heard anything about how minty is today, anne.

[Psybbo]

Gotta go, Tony take good care of Queenie tomorrow, thank you again nungate, I look forward to meeting up with you at some stage

[tonyav]

G'night then Psybbo, sleep well. according to nungate it's me that may need looking after !.

[anneasquith]

thank you for the invitation nun. but I couldn't come in, im not dressed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nungate]

Night Sibs, it would be grand to meet up. Never crossed the Irish sea, maybe someday. In case I don't "see" you before you cross the sea, have a good time at the races, be lucky!

[nungate]

Doesn't matter Anne, we're all easy osey over here, you should see what I'm wearing!

[tonyav]

, im not dressed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Let her in quick, nungate.

[anneasquith]

geez oh tony, ive got palpitations now.enjoy your evening :)

[tonyav]

LOL, I'll do my best, anne.

[nungate]

It's always open house at the Towers on a Saturday night Tony, you should know that. Doors aren't locked until the last carriage leaves or the members are settled in their suites

[DTCwordfan]

Good evening to all from a place not too far from yon towers, the hoolie just beginning to show as I exited the sauna aka the bistro at the Open Arms.....hard to think that we shall have our socks blown awae tomorra though.

Now what do we have in the bag.

3 flags saying NB and a coat of arms on,
3 more flags saying Glen Fiddich
3 warped flag poles
1 golf shoe and no laces or studs
2 split flog balls.
8 broken putters
2 buckets of sand
1 broken spade
1/2 a bottle of Glen Kiltie - nothing pretentious under this one.
I cheese slate, saying Made in Japan, my fav thing that I have seen, other than the news-shop gal from Redruth, the town that seagulls fly over upside down as there is nothing worth crapping on.

Now where's the wine/scotch/tailcock, Igor, my good man.....thanks...

[DaisyNonna]

You always do Tony.

[Igor61]

Has the new lady gone Madame? I brought her a glass of Autumn breeze,
I may have to drink it myself, I'll save it for later, hides it behind the
aspidistra