Yes, sarumite, I too liked the "parson"ing of the split infinitive and as for Kay's euphemism of a "trip on the Vicar's narrow boat" my dumb is founded.
And yes, gen2, I could have dug up the White Heather Club! Now that would have been twee and might have reduced you to greetin' fou, sl�inte, gen2
By way of credentials, gen2, one of my wife's ancestor's relatives was knighted by B.P.C. at Drumossie Moor on April 16th 1746!
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