The club is now open. All members are welcomed back again this week, but are respectfully requested to leave their animals at home. Exceptions may be made in the case of animals that fit into pockets or handbags (like Alfie) but the committee cannot continue arranging for the large amounts to be cleared up. If you wish to bring your animal along, please submit its dimensions in triplicate to the relevant subcommittee. Thank you for your assistance in this matter.
mamyalynne I don't think wanting to be in line at the chip shop before the old coggers from the pub is necessarily classed as an emergency and I am not sure you can put the lights and siren on on the fire engine - oh well you have anyway
Don't worry, mamya...lordalex sleeps a lot nowadays...when he's not shouting at cars and building society clerks.
Miss Meg doesn't know what she's taken on, she'll be exhausted by Tuesday.
oh mamy don't forget to give the fire engine back on your way home.... I've just had a swig of the pernod as as need to find the way go home and for an elephant who si supposed to never forget ellie wasn't int he queue when they were distribtuing that attribute out.
We have all the new fire men - recruited especially for us as mamy kept ringing 999 and when they arrived she locks them in the cellar and the brigade had to recruit more....
Oh yes please 2 large jellybean cocktails one for me and one for my pink elephant |ellie (who isn't allowed in here any more but we staged a sit in and they seemed to forget we were banned)