Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open. All members are welcomed back again this week, but are respectfully requested to leave their animals at home. Exceptions may be made in the case of animals that fit into pockets or handbags (like Alfie) but the committee cannot continue arranging for the large amounts to be cleared up. If you wish to bring your animal along, please submit its dimensions in triplicate to the relevant subcommittee. Thank you for your assistance in this matter.

[Meg]

mamya you still drive the bus!

[caththecrazy]

shush we don't want everyone to know about the bus at the bottom of the ditch do we?

Miss Meg don't be nasty people from the home from the bewildered are bewildered and they know not what they do - oih look one of them is trying to pinch one of our fire men - oih you

[Mamyalynne]

just tell me where we are going i am invincible tonight have an invisible cloak of mystery since i had those detox buns

[Mamyalynne]

think milady has gone to check i tucked all his ludships bits and bobs in in the correct order, am only on probation for my ancient retainership

[alexanderd]

Mamy I dont care where we go as long as there are uniforms, just drive and pass the elderbuttercup wine please

[alexanderd]

mamy I think you were supposed to put him in his own bed not the serving wenches!

[caththecrazy]

why are you on probation yet again? Was it the incident with the drug squad,coast guard, male voice choir, french foreign legion, royal marines ?

Or was it something far worse like forgetting to curtsey low enough? or forgetting to iron the newspaper ( such a shame the utler had to go)

[ladyalex]

Hello, hello, is there anyone there ?
Have I missed anything ?
Have I won the shoehorn in the raffle ?
Has Humphry turned up ?

[Jan1957]

I think I'm going to stagger home now. This nice young fireman has agreed to accompany me. Just to make sure I get home safe of course!

I won't tell him about the handcuffs till we get there. See you all next week. Nite nite. xxx

By the way do you know mamya is trying to drive the fire engine outside?

[ladyalex]

Bye, Jan, nice to see you again.

Come on everyone, let's get Mamya back inside. so she can give us all our meds.

[Mamyalynne]

all is well your ladyship and the raffle is drawn will members please bring their tickets to the lower lesser upstairs downstirs pantry area to collect your prizes any un claimed will be raffled next week in line with rule 49 (ii)

[Mamyalynne]

Night jan


will get the drugs trolley milady

[ladyalex]

Are Rose and Mrs Bridges there ?
I liked Upstairs Downstairs.............reminded me of my young days when we had oodles of staff, not just the few dozen we have now.........

[alexanderd]

Ladyalex arrives, Mammy sobers up, coincidence or what?

[Meg]

Ladyalex, I'm sure milord is acting strange, I think you should check the bushes, I will have to venture out there again, wiill report back.

[Mamyalynne]

Has naomi gone home you have to watchout she can hide in corners bless her

[Mamyalynne]

Milud out of his chamber oh no i`m sure he was sound asleep when i left


more tincture

[ladyalex]

I'll go and have a look inthe bushed, but Mamya should have had him in bed by now.

[Meg]

I must stagger off now, good night all, had a good time again, thanks mamya and milady, will return Lordalex next week, minus the socks. Nite Nite!! I'm teaching him the kiss of life, life in the old dog yet!!!

[Mamyalynne]

we were i mean he was when i left maybe he missed me, oh if only Alfie could talk he`d be my alibi (maybe not)