Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open. All members are welcomed back again this week, but are respectfully requested to leave their animals at home. Exceptions may be made in the case of animals that fit into pockets or handbags (like Alfie) but the committee cannot continue arranging for the large amounts to be cleared up. If you wish to bring your animal along, please submit its dimensions in triplicate to the relevant subcommittee. Thank you for your assistance in this matter.

[Mamyalynne]

yoy tambo dat is cool man passe da spliff

[caththecrazy]

are we putting the fireman in the raffle again like last time?

We should all win one - they are so ohhh well firemanish ohh arrrh

[Jan1957]

Why is mamya speaking a foreign language? Oooh I'm feeling a bit dizzy now. What was in those cakes this week?

[caththecrazy]

Matron come on get down from that ladder it is way to high and you know you aren't allowed to drive the fire engine we had enough trouble when you drove the coach

[Mamyalynne]

the cakes were dettox flavour was tambo not me, i feel all whoooozy i need a lie down (with a fireman just in case)

[atsgran]

Think I'll have to slink off (hope nobody notices a missing fireman) too many cocktails tonight, wont be at the club next week its our 40th wedding anniversary, so having a wee night at a different club, see you all the next again week if I remember. Try and behave tonight, I dont want to see your pictures on the front page of the News of the World again tomorrow. Nite all (is that a cold remedy?)

[Mamyalynne]

had to send my licence back to DLMD

(dont let mamy drive)

[caththecrazy]

But it hasn't stopped you mamyalynne has it?But it didn't actually mention fire engines so you might be ok

Atsagran have a lovely time and congratulations and inbetween now and 2 weeks try to find Humfrey....

Nite

[Jan1957]

Is it medication time yet. I think I need a pick me up. No, perhaps I have a cocktail instead.

[alexanderd]

nite nite atsgran enjoy your party and you still dont look a day over 21 but then I have had a few cocktails tonight

[Mamyalynne]

Happy versary to atsgran and mr atsgran bye all or is that aloo cleaner

[Meg]

Had my 40th last year. If the silly bast@rd hadn't got me pregnant at 15 would have had a lot more firemen.

[Mamyalynne]

More drinkies coming up will stir up a vatful the night is yet young

[alexanderd]

has the raffle been drawn yet? I have my eye on that zimmer frame my nuber is blue, colour 75

[Jan1957]

Have a lovely time next weekend atsgran, and congratulations.

[Naomicorlett]

I gorne to my bed as well. Off to Breton Land on friday for VERY VERY BIG FEST NOZ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8BfLzD-HB0

[puzzled54]

40 kids miss meg??????

[Mamyalynne]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TLLcvWeiKw

[caththecrazy]

40 kids oh goodness ....

that nice hunk in the corner has offered to take me back to the station so I can slide down his pole - well I am a pole dancer extradionaire - well ok I had a pole dancing lesson on a hen night and I have practised my moves....

[Meg]

No, 40 years married, 3 kids, are you from the home for the bewildered? If so you were banned after the mugging> Where is ladyalex, this canot be tolerated.