Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

Any prizes for the raffle will be gratefully received.

There is ongoing discussion about the possibility of Housey-Housey being included in our activities. Sadly, no one on the committee knows the rules of this game.

[ladyalex]

A fog roast ?
How do you do that ?
Is it like when cookie has a problem with the aga and it all goes a bit smokey in the kitchen ?

[Mamyalynne]

does anyone like olives in their cocktails, well I think they are olives they are in a jar and smell funny (Alfie won`t touch them)

[alexanderd]

that all depends olives what

[ladyalex]

We've been searching for his dentures for months now......can you remember what happened to them after we ate the roast ?

It's all coming flooding back now. Roasted pig, apple in the dentures, stuffing in the larder, crackling in the fingers, cricket on the hearth. That was a good day.

[Mamyalynne]

Milady its not foggy, shall I clean your lorgnettes

[Meg]

No olives for me. How is Alfie? And where are Humph and Ellie tonight? Has somebody fed and watered them?

[alexanderd]

humble apologies Ladyalex I forget to say how nice you look tonight is that a new fashion to have your skirt tucked into the back of your pantaloons,its very fetching

[Mamyalynne]

Oh yes the moving picture show was fab and a revalation to me

[ladyalex]

Nothing of Olive's for me thanks, Matron.
I cannot abide that woman....thinks she's the whole cheese just because she was once next to a baby Gherkin on a hedghog.
Some people have no breeding.

[Mamyalynne]

Humph and Ellie are tethered to the wishing well in the rear gatekeepers rose garden

[petal54]

Humph has just finished ehns corn,Ellie's found the spare hay bails,sorry bales

[alexanderd]

I think they made a wish I just checked and they are gone should we get those nice firemen to help us look for them

[ladyalex]

Thanks you for your offer of assistance, Matron. of course you may clean my monocle.
These are not pantaloons, alexanderd.....you clearly have no fashion sense.
I wear only the finest winceyette knee-lenghths as any right-minded, well brought up lady should.

[Meg]

Jolly good, I shall amble out to see them, I need some air.

And also a quick ciggie.

[liverpoolfoo]

mamya i would of loved to stayed for a drinky poo but with the dark nights drawing in i don't think i would be able to find my way home if i had 1 to many lol

[ladyalex]

Are we having any lectures or other such worthy entertainment tonight ?

If not, I suggest that Mamyalynne regales us with her account of the new Hairy Snotter film.

[petal54]

i'm orf to join the Zombies for choir practice,got 3 weddings & a christening in the morning,don't want to miss the tour bus

[ladyalex]

Is that a film, Petal ?

[alexanderd]

ive been wondering if we are having any dancing tonight I have ben practising my lambada all week and am now quite prof... pofis... good at it

[ladyalex]

Put those poor baby sheep down instantly, alexandrd.
I will inform the RSPCA if you do not desist immediately.