Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

Any prizes for the raffle will be gratefully received.

There is ongoing discussion about the possibility of Housey-Housey being included in our activities. Sadly, no one on the committee knows the rules of this game.

[alexanderd]

have the firemen got that high_rise thingy with them that was fun

[Nannyjill]

Now I AM confused why would we send the men away?

Naomicorlett are you sure you can handle all 6 of those hunky men? They look more than a handful.

[Mamyalynne]

did someone say firebobbies oooh wheres me curlers

[Naomicorlett]

I am willing to share I really don't need all 6 ....2 will do me nicely. :c)

[Naomicorlett]

Leaving you 4 firemen to share as I am off now . OH!! a good fireman's lift ...Look no hands !! night night all.

[ladyalex]

I have invited the firemen in and they are enjoying a pleasant glass of sherry with me in the small downstairs lounge.
Please respect their equipment.

[Nannyjill]

Nite Naomicorlett and 2 firemen!

I think I'd better just sit in the fire engine and ring the bell.

[ladyalex]

Put those firemen down Naomi. You'll do yourself a mischief.

[Mamyalynne]

Help am stuck on the platform nannyji pushed a button OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh I can see Blackpool tower from here

[ladyalex]

Don't worry , Mamya. I've told the firemen and as soon as they've finished their sherry, they will be up to save you.
Hold tight and enjoy the view.

[Meg]

Bagsy me the remaining fireman, he does lookn a bit worse for wear, who cares!!

[Nannyjill]

It would be fair to say you asked me to find the fireman's hoses Mamyalynne.

Don't worry I've called the station and they are sending a 2nd appliance to rescue you from this one. This will mean more firemen to share.

[ladyalex]

Miss Meg, leave that fireman alone.
We have an emergency here. Mamya is stuck up the ladder and we need all the available firemen to rescue her.
This club cannot run without matron.
Are you still holding on Mamya ?

[Nannyjill]

Ladyalex Mamyalynne is holding on but please do not look at what she is holding on to.

Ahh here comes an elephant and a camel. Is this a zoo? and do you have an exotic pet licence?

[Meg]

OMG I have sobered up, we must get matron back

[ladyalex]

Get Ellie in position under the ladder , then Mamya can slide down her trunk.
Quick, there's no time to spare. She's losing her grip.

[alexanderd]

mamyalyn come down from there you will get a nosebleed

[Nannyjill]

Now I've caused all this trouble

I must not push buttons

I must not push buttons

I will slink off as it is time to go to bed.

Good night all and I hope Mamyalynne isn't stuck on the hydraulic platform for too long but you could clean the windows while you're up there. They look abit dirty.

[alexanderd]

ladyalex ellie is facing the wrong way, dont slide down yet mamyalyn we will think of something