Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

Any prizes for the raffle will be gratefully received.

There is ongoing discussion about the possibility of Housey-Housey being included in our activities. Sadly, no one on the committee knows the rules of this game.

[Naomicorlett]

OOOH !! home brew southern variety my very most favourite of all!!! Been for dinner at aged Ma-in Law's need a good stiff drink!!

[Prudentia]

I am mad and I have permission to be over fifty, although i am only 42, but I don,t have a club, I do have a spade something and a brush, whatever that is, do I comply with the rules or do I have to pay with my body
please say yes because I want to pay, it could be exciting

[alexanderd]

nannyjill can I have alook at last weekends paper please I want to know if I should have bought a lottery ticket, are we sending out for fish and chips tonight or do we trust mamyalyn with the toasting fork

[ladyalex]

Now Prudentia, don't think we have forgotten you. We all remember that you have been here before.
You may well be 42, but wanting to join this club and then returning to it is more than sufficient evidence of madness, so you are 'in'.
We'll have no talk of paying with your body here.
What would it lead to.....playing poker with our fingers ?
None of us here can afford to lose any (more in my case) of our bits.

[alexanderd]

we dony allow any of that in here prudentia or if we do nobody has told me and I am going to be most upset!!!

[ladyalex]

Chips for me, please.....and a large gherkin.

[Naomicorlett]

Cornichon is french for gerkin ....sounds posher don't it??

[Mamyalynne]

miss meg how on earth did you know I got Alfie from penrith was it in the Wigan Advertiser?

Naomi how lovely to see you


and of course Prudentia (Mamya curtseys and can`t get up)

[ladyalex]

Of course, being from the aristocracy, I knew that.....scribbles down cornichon in notebook to spring on them next week.....

[Naomicorlett]

Here Mamya have a helping hand ...Groan...now I am stuck as well.

[ladyalex]

I think we may have to send for the fire brigade...this is a genuine emergency.

9 9 9

[Meg]

I am sometimes known as mystic meg when I've had a tad to drink. I had an image of an agouti and a strangely clad lady. The rest is a blur.

[Naomicorlett]

HE HE HA HA our fiendish plan to get the men in uniforms to the club worked !!!!!

[Nannyjill]

alexanderd good idea and you can see what you could have watched on the tv too.

Newspapers are a wonderful thing. We may have to hang some squares in the bathrom if the toilet paper runs out.

[Mamyalynne]

No is okay am up thanks naomi now shall i help you?

[Mamyalynne]

need the newspapers on the floor in there most weeks especially if you know who visits

[Naomicorlett]

NO NO I am waiting here for the men in uniforms.

[ladyalex]

There are some firemen at the door with a block and tackle.
Shall I send them away now ?

[Naomicorlett]

NO NO are you all deaf or stupid or both ??? send the men to me now!!

[Prudentia]

lady alex, no for gods sake, make a grab for their tackle