Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

Please ensure that all huskies are kennelled round the back of the conservatory and all skis, sledges and skidoos are thoughtfully parked.

Lordalex will be holding a whisky soiree for all disgruntled curlers in the back parlour. (Follow the sobbing, moaning and occasional sighs of 'soop, soop'.)

Happy New Year to all and hope you are all managing to keep if not warm , at least tepid.

[Mamyalynne]

Evening milady

[Mamyalynne]

was just filling the coal scuttle and chopping more logs

am not partial to the whisky bout will join his ludship in a tailcock soiree

[Mamyalynne]

have some mushroom soup for him too, or will it set his old trouble (that we dare not speak of) off again?

[ladyalex]

Good evening and welcome, Mamya. Thank you for holding the fort over the festive season.

I'm sure lordalex will be as glad to see you as he always is, but I'm afrain you'll have to put up with the curlers.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh I will as long as they`ve parked their brooms next to mine

Glad you`ve had a good time, I am knitting together slowly

[ladyalex]

I think we can allow him some mushroom soup , as long as he doesn't have too much. We don't want any more incidents, do we ?

Are you knitting on 2 pins or 4 ?
Or, heaven forfend, have you done yourself a mischief in the snow ?

[Mamyalynne]

Yes fell on the ice on boxing day, so have been grounded for two weeks now. Que sera!

[Mamyalynne]

well its wild mushroom home made and lovely rye bread for dunking!

[Meg]

Good evening and a Happy New Year, I have parked my sledge near the servant's quarters.

[ladyalex]

Good evening, Miss Meg.

Poor you, Mamya......are you healing up now ?
You must be going stir crazy.
Looking forward to some mushroom soup myself...magic!(hopefully)

[Mamyalynne]

evening miss meg pull up a tuffet by the roaring log fire

[Meg]

Tuffet pulled, poor you Mamya, are you feeling better now, this weather is getting beyond a joke. How is Alfie coping? Tis not good news for smaller creatures.

[Mamyalynne]

Yes am starting to heal, but is hard to get the tiger balm on my ribs at the back, so don`y worry if you hear strange noises from the boudoir.

Well of course they are magic the most beneficial kind

Mis meg please help yourself to hot toddies and save a tuffet for me

[ladyalex]

I'll have a tuffet too , please.
I'm sure lordalex will help with the balm,Mamya.
We're all pretty fed up with the white stuff too.....they are claiming that it is going to thaw up here, but there's no sign of it as yet....

[Meg]

The cold is playing havoc with my incontinence.

[atsgran]

Hi everyone, prked ski's next to huskies as requested, has Lordalex any Southern Comfort, I took my curlers out before I left the Home tonight, didn't know we had to bring them with us.

[atsgran]

I even PARKED my ski's

[ladyalex]

Oh I know what you mean. Miss Meg.
It's sooo difficult in this weather....
I'm sure we have some tenas for emergencies in the lower upstairs stationery cupboard......or is it stationary, I've never been sure, it's a problem that's dogged me all my life. The spelling, I mean, not the incontinence.

[ladyalex]

Welcome, atsgran. So good to see you . I'm glad you managed to get out of the Nursing home .

The curlers are not for your hair, atsgran. They are grown men weeping and wailing because the police cancelled their bonspiel.

[Mamyalynne]

"E" for envelope "A" for ain`t moving

don`t fret meg the tuffets are waterproofed

atsgran do pick a dry tuffet and get warm