Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.

Tailcocks and nibbles will doubtless be forthcoming in due course.

Tonight's talk will be given by Madame Esmeralda. Her subject is 'To be announced'. Well, that's what she told me when I booked her some time ago.

The puddles in the green bathroom are proving surprisingly persistant. Will whoever is doing this please desist. Or we may have to mount guard...

[Mamyalynne]

OOh is the Madame a voirclarant?

I have brought some scented drawer liners and a bottle of 4711 for the raffle.

Will go get the mop, do you think it might be Uncle Joe?

[slinky.kate]

opened at last,queuing since 7'50pm,just as well i brought my crossword

[ladyalex]

Sorry you had to queue, Kate. I leave the key on the hook in the farthest back outhouse behind the wellies so that if I'm late or called away, members can let themselves in and Make a Start.
Have you finished your crossword yet ? We try not to have cross words in here.

[Mamyalynne]

Evenin Katy, will keep mop on standby!! Hope you are well and do ask if you are stuck on any clues.

[petal54]

howdy,am in my so'wester & waders.have been attempting to do washing in the river Ganges,but keep on tripping a switch.tied my boat at the east drawbridge,a dragon seems to be on guard at western one.got a brolly for the raffle

[ladyalex]

Good evening, Mamyalynne Always a pleasure to see you.

I was led to believe that Madame Esmeralda is indeed gifted with the 'power'.

I hope that all will be revealed later.

[slinky.kate]

i brought my daily record but i cut out the crossword,you can put it in the raffle,also the bird cage,the budgie got chased by the cat who got chased by the dog who got chased by my policeman neighbor

[ladyalex]

I don't think it is nice to refer to one of our members as a dragon, petal.
We're all friends here, even if some of us are differently challenged.

Mamya...I have suspected Uncle Joe...after all, these puddles only appeared after he moved in. (I've started up Miss Meg's tab again, by the way.)

[Mamyalynne]

That sounds like a right carry on katy

Evenin Petal and am sure the Dragon is purely ornamental Tailcocks and nibbles are the side buffet table

[ladyalex]

That sounds like a flight of fancy, Kate.

Thank you so much for the raffle prizes. It's a long time since we had a newspaper for a prize. They're quite sought-after.

[petal54]

i hope the dog is ok,no indigestion,policemen can be hard to digest

[slinky.kate]

i was thinking you could stick everyones pets in the cage and put it down the dunny(for safe keeping of course

[ladyalex]

Petal, dear, which switch was it that you tripped on ?

[Mamyalynne]

oh dear atrippage, shall I get the accident book??

Yes I think Miss Meg should bear some responsibity

[ladyalex]

Better get the book, Matron. Elf and safety might call round unexpectedly, then where would we be ?

[petal54]

hard to tell which switch,electrickery & water not mix

[Meg]

Good evening all. Uncle Joe may be puddled but he is not a puddle maker.
I suggest mi'lady fits a security camera.
Madame Esmeralda is also a distant relative, she did tupperware parties the last time we were in contact.

[ladyalex]

Kate, it's very kind of you to offer up your birdcage, but I don't think Hump and Ellie would fit.
Then there's George the kangaroo that I always forget about.

Alfie might squeeze in.

[ladyalex]

Hello Miss Meg.

I'm afraid that we do not have the money for security cameras owing to people coming to stay and not moving out again and their relatives being too stingy to cough up for their keep.

[alexanderd]

Hello al have brought some jellies tonight I think you will find the strawberry and vodka ones to your taste