Mad over fifties CLub

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.


Thankfully, things are back to normal chez alex as far as t'internet is concerned and I am delighted to once again welcome members to the Club

Please make yourselves comfortable and I'm sure Matron will be along very soon with the usual delicious array of drinks and nibbles. (I have put in a special request for mini toffee apples this week, being so close to bonfire night.)

Talking of toffee apples, there is a bucket of dentures in the lower , smaller bathroom. All members are asked to check in case they have left theirs here on a previous visit. No double dipping, one fitting only.

[ttfn]

Hi society x - so sorry I missed your fleeting earlier visit. How nice to see a fellow sane person here (well no-one else is going to say that about me, so I might as well). Having a good evening society?

[Mamyalynne]

Hello again Sausagey we are well do have a drinky

[ttfn]

Pooooooooooooooooooop indeed! Matron, have another brandy go on, I shall pretend I haven't seen you embibing ♥

[Meg]

I won the goldfish bowl and I want it now!!!

[lcg]

still some quality brandy to go round, people. bottoms up! x

[boxtops]

YOu can have it now miss meg, it's a bit hairy, I wonder if I can sue the club for defamation of my haircut?

[ladyalex]

I think actually , that Mamya won the goldfish bowl.......

[Meg]

Boxy, ty.
Do not mention law suits when her ladyship is in earshot.

[ttfn]

Elsie - you do like living on the edge don't you? lol. miss meg - not quite sure about who got wot tonite in the dressmaker's raffle - got stitched up again - but I didn't (not even Alex :o( despite milady's nasturtiums).

[Mamyalynne]

Its my bowl and my fairy lights are going in it, have a drink instead

[ladyalex]

Did someone talk of suing us ?

Mamya! Mamya! Are the insurance policies up to date?
Do we have an advocate ?
Can I have a cocktail ? or a tailcock ? or a tailcoat ?

I thinkI'm going into the opposite of a decline.

Matron! Matron! MATRON!

[Meg]

I trust we will not have to take this issue outside.
The goldfish bowl is mine.
Boxy said so.

[lcg]

ttfn - yes the edge is rather...edgy. unfortunately, i have now taken to my bed and running on battery. worked 7am-9pm and my legs feel like they want to fall off. despite brandy and three types of painkillers. anyway - back to the manor. i may just have a wee sit down...x

[alexanderd]

Just been patrolling to make sure noone from next door has crept in although by the state of this place we could swap and nobody would notice the difference

[ladyalex]

Check back, Miss Meg. Check back.

It's Mamya's.

More brandy over here , please.
Rifle the drawers for the policies.
Call the aged retained solicitors.

Threaten Miss Meg with next door!!! that'll sort her .

[ttfn]

Miss Meg - boxy has had the wind put up her tonight - I fear her words may not be as reliable as usually they are.

[ladyalex]

Come now, Ena. Matron didn't have to use the hose inthe end. She managed to pull it off with a bit of lubrication.

Glad you're back , Alex.
Can you please calm down Ena and boxtops ?....they're talking about suing.

[Mamyalynne]

all policies dusted off, best I can with my boxing gloves on, am not giving up bowt a fight

[ttfn]

Alex - you are so thoughtful. I missed you, but will aim better next time

[ladyalex]

Elsie...are you unwell ? or just off the legs due to drink/ 'medication'

Please excuse me not knowing as I do not think our paths have crossed before.
(I was never in the Guides.)