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Mad over Fifties CLub
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The Club is now Open.
Welcome again, one and all on this wintry evening.
The fires are all banked up, the Aga is glowing and the warming drinks are almost ready.
Sadly the drawbridge has been frozen shut , so access can only be gained by skating over the moat.
Members are respectfully reminded to leave their skates at the door as the blades would play havoc with the parquet in the grand hall.
There are these prizes for tonight's raffle:
A fish supper. (Uneaten , still in it's original newspaper)
A hot water bottle. (Only one visible leak covered by elastoplast)
Two ounces of pink wool. (Double knitting...different batch numbers.)
Members are also reminded that the buckets in the downstairs conveniences are there for a purpose and are on no account to be used.
Welcome again, one and all on this wintry evening.
The fires are all banked up, the Aga is glowing and the warming drinks are almost ready.
Sadly the drawbridge has been frozen shut , so access can only be gained by skating over the moat.
Members are respectfully reminded to leave their skates at the door as the blades would play havoc with the parquet in the grand hall.
There are these prizes for tonight's raffle:
A fish supper. (Uneaten , still in it's original newspaper)
A hot water bottle. (Only one visible leak covered by elastoplast)
Two ounces of pink wool. (Double knitting...different batch numbers.)
Members are also reminded that the buckets in the downstairs conveniences are there for a purpose and are on no account to be used.
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Thanks for the coffee but do you think I could have a little something in it - and not out of the green bucket please. Come to think of it not out of any of the other buckets either. What I need is something to warm the cockles of my heart, whatever that is. I haven't unfrozen yet and as I am not very good at skating I slipped on to my wotsit on that icy moat still trying to get rid of the bruises.
I'm sure Mamya can provide you with a winter warmer, Starrybucks...but the news from Miss Meg is very disturbing.
All hands on deck now. Prepare to repel boarders.. Knock over their zimmers, Do whatever you have to but get that lot out of the garden.
Alexanderd, form a rescue party and release Ellie.
All hands on deck now. Prepare to repel boarders.. Knock over their zimmers, Do whatever you have to but get that lot out of the garden.
Alexanderd, form a rescue party and release Ellie.