Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome one and all on this cold but no longer snowy evening.

The Committee wish to extend their thanks to all members who so splendidly helped out last week with the digging and de-icing. There are quite a few items in the lost property cupboard, so please have a look there before you go. For example, a string vest, a sheepskin mitt (left hand), half a jar of Vick, seven wooly scarves and a cheese and pickle sandwich. (That is just a small selection, there are many more.)

The Committee are very hopeful that one of our members will be able to give us an improving talk tonight as they are unanimous that we are all in need of improving.

Members are also advised that, due to the prevailing weather conditions, there may be a bit of leakage tonight. Several buckets have been placed in strategic places throughout the building and Members are encouraged to make use of them.

As always, all contributions to the raffle will be much appreciated.
So far, we have:

A pair of string pants
A sheepskin mitt (right hand)
Seven woolly hats.

[seekeerz]

are you looking for a duel or something Mike I remember Juliet saying something like 'what satisfaction canst thou have tonight - reckon she was on the right track

[anneasquith]

who let the cot sides down ttfn, or did you climb out the bottom. i hope you have suitable attire on, make sure your gown is fastened at the back.

[seekeerz]

good to hear that, ena - look forward to seeing you at all the regular watering holes, take care xx

[Mamyalynne]

Mike of course it is a complimentary term, usually accompanied by a gentle nudge and a wink. ♥

[ttfn]

Put it this way anne - my robe only had one tie - at neck level. But I had taken my own dressing gown. Never was in the girl guides or brownies either ;o)

[anneasquith]

he he, bare buttocks.................................is your arm or groin bruised?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,sorry all for interupting your evening,

[seekeerz]

mamy, be careful Mike's looking for 'satisfaction' and you never know how that might turn out !!

[mike11111]

'what satisfaction canst thou have tonight?'
I'm no expert on 16/17C literature, but I think Juliet was trying to convey, in the mores of her time, "Do you want a s**g?"

[Mamyalynne]

Is the cocoa to your liking Ena.

[mike11111]

Who mentioned bare buttocks? "Nurse, the screens!"

[ttfn]

Bless you mamya - delishus thank you. anne - dignity was maintained at all times, I will have you know. Method of entry = different discharge times. However, if seals cannot be used because of damage to the entry site then pressure pads take extra reovery time. Guess which one I had? :o(

[seekeerz]

I doan' think so Mike !! that was Romeo's idea

[anneasquith]

yep....................they pressed and pressed and pressed and still the little bleeder wouldnt stop.

[Mamyalynne]

Wasn't that a bare bodkin?

[ttfn]

Quite frightened to cough or sneeze right now anne - and it wasn't in my wrist!

[anneasquith]

he he. take care all. ♥

[seekeerz]

ouch !!

[ttfn]

You could say that seekz - anaesthetic not very effective - could feel everything from incision to .. well, everything. It felt more like the vets than the NHS ;o)

[Mamyalynne]

Bless our Ena, more cocoa or just brandy?

[seekeerz]

must say night night for now - have to go sort out the spare room as daughter coming home next weekend - chaos ensues !!! take care all xxx