Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Good evening and welcome to all who grace our portals tonight.

As some of you will know, there have been issues with the garden spigot, so all water for the animals will have to be hand pumped. The Committee has placed a sheet on the notice board where volunteers can sing up.

All of the raffle prizes were won last week, so any contributions from now on will be welcome.

It has been brought to the attention of The Committee that the moat is becoming a little odoriferous. Members are respectfully reminded not to contribute to this.


We are also looking for some speakers. If any Member feels that they have an interest , please let someone know.

[ladyalex]

He likes a good gambol, Miss Meg....

Sorry you cannot retire yet, but we will try t win it back at the bingo in Blackpool, if Mamya can travel that far.

[ladyalex]

Well, the time has come for me to join lordalex in our four poster.

Thanks for all the laughs , folks, and see you all again next week, if we're spared.
ladyalex :-))

[Meg]

We can't go on a jaunt without mamya, so Blackpool will be super
as for retiring I think I will don the broomstick
Will air my grievances (problems) re pension next week.
Who wants a house in Spain anyway? Too full of Spaniards and Brits for my liking.

[Mamyalynne]

Good night Milady sleep well, I can manage Blackpool indeed.

[Meg]

Nite nite M'lady, sleep wellxx

Mamya thanks for the tailcocks, super, did you put some herbs in them?
Can't stop sneezing, should have put a tenalady on!!

See you soonxx

[Mamyalynne]

Fly well Meg, see you next week.

[whiskeryron]

I've been told of the MOFC
By mamy,who whispered to me
''Twas alex who started it all''
By finding a bat & a ball
Abandoned we think by a
Man worse for drink &
Riding a bike on a wall

We discovered quite late that the Bat
Had flown from the mess in the moat
To carry the ball for her ladyship's hat
Which he thought was a 'fast asleep' Stoat

If I am allowed to attend the meeting I can from my extensive collection bring 6 genuine Roman coins date stamped 234 BC
& a signed portrait of Winnie the Pooh to be put into the raffle at the next gathering.

I remain yours faithfully

whiskeryron,licenced idiot & spinster of this parrish. xx♥

[Mamyalynne]

Whiskeryron, what a wonderful ditty,
The fact that so many have gone just makes it a pity,
Your artistry has not yet been admired.
It sure does you proud and you are allowed
To join it suitably attired.

Those raffle prizes will rollover beautifully to next week.

[Mamyalynne]

Well it has been a great night yet again and is time to lock up and pull up the drawbridge.

See you all next week.

Mamya aka The Baroness ©