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ladyalex | 21:00 Sat 29th Jan 2011 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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The Club is now Open

Good evening and welcome to all who grace our portals tonight.

As some of you will know, there have been issues with the garden spigot, so all water for the animals will have to be hand pumped. The Committee has placed a sheet on the notice board where volunteers can sing up.

All of the raffle prizes were won last week, so any contributions from now on will be welcome.

It has been brought to the attention of The Committee that the moat is becoming a little odoriferous. Members are respectfully reminded not to contribute to this.


We are also looking for some speakers. If any Member feels that they have an interest , please let someone know.
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An Adult club now.....swoons....
please have some mead m'lady,i'm sure you would appreciate it as its more in your class
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Thank you , kate.....sips weakly.....
Hello all, I'm so glad to be here, my butler has thrown a sickie and I've had to pour my own drinks all week.
Thank god for mamyaxx
who brought the compost heap for the raffle,it stinks
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Hello , Miss Meg. So lovely to see you again.

We must talk about Uncle Joe.....

Where is this compost heap, Kate ?
Are we sure that it isn't one of our older members having a snooze ?
Just tried to puy my shirt back on, I think you overdid it with the embrocation Matron shirt keeps sliding off.
Gosh miss meg, I read that in a hurry as "my butler has thrown a sickle"but I see I mistook. Just RSI in his pouring hand?
no compost,the moat's now been cleared, the pump guy may need matron 's help,put his back out!
Well even more members now, welcome all.

Oh Alex am sure you will slip into sweet dreams now after my ministering.

What is that pong??
There was a young lady from Tring
who had an incredibly long piece of string..
just thought I would keep it going LadyA
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Mamya ! You're needed again. Fetch the embrocation back. The moat clearer needs you .

Gosh you are a busy body tonight.

Alexanderd, I do hope you have a vest on as well as your shirt. You cannot be too careful with a cold, you know. A woollie and a scarf would'nt go amiss either. And a hot water bottle.
She cut it to pieces
To give to her nieces
And ??????
Evening milady, I am late because I was trying to find the football results. Creepy Crawley is creepy no more!
Have brought some orange cream chocolates for the raffle.
Any chance of a drink? Would a Virgin Mary be blasphemous? Vodka is so oily.
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There was a young lady from Tring
WHo'd an incredibly long piece of string
She knotted one end
Uncle Joe?
Who is Uncle Joe?
I sincerely hope there is to me no sickle throwing tonight.
I still cringe when I think of the last contest.
there is a barrell of compost outside the main foyer
and was left with just elastic to ping
must fly,airraid siren going off again,home guard on parade again
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Sorry , flicrat, missed your Ouevre
There was a young lady from Tring
Who'd and incredibly long piece of string
She cut it in pieces
To give to her nieces
Who were so poor they used it for bling


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