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ladyalex | 20:00 Sat 29th Jan 2011 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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The Club is now Open

Good evening and welcome to all who grace our portals tonight.

As some of you will know, there have been issues with the garden spigot, so all water for the animals will have to be hand pumped. The Committee has placed a sheet on the notice board where volunteers can sing up.

All of the raffle prizes were won last week, so any contributions from now on will be welcome.

It has been brought to the attention of The Committee that the moat is becoming a little odoriferous. Members are respectfully reminded not to contribute to this.


We are also looking for some speakers. If any Member feels that they have an interest , please let someone know.
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there was a young lady from tring
with an incredibly long piece of string
she knotted one end
then went round the bend to play with her ding-a-ling(oops is that allowed?)
Sounds OK in bits alexanderd. Guess it might not be so good put together.
As I said..!!
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Bye Petals, see you next week.
Look out for the flying bombs


Miss Meg, come come now, you know very well who Uncle Joe is and he doesn't have anything to do with mint balls. Get your cheque book out pronto. His fees have built up, you know.
I am going to bid you all farewerll and goodnight, head is pounding, throat is like a razor blade and nose is running like LadyA,s spiggott!
Have a good night and please dont talk about me when Im gone. I will check the minutes in the morning if I am spared
Goodnight all
Alex
xxx
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I think ding-a-ling-ling would have scanned better, Alexanderd.

All's fair in the world of the poet.....
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Good night alexanderd. Hope you feel better soon. Try a wee toddy before you go to bed. If it doesn't cure the cold, at least it makes you feel a bit better.
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Goodnight and sweet dreams to the early birders.

A Moat cleaner with a bad back?
Bring him hither for I have the knack.
Will massage and caress,
In my best Matron's dress...
Any pain that he had he will lack!
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Welcome, Daisynonna...sorry not to speak to you before. thank you so much for the raffle prizes.

I'm sure Mamya has the tailcock of your choice available.

Slinky...this compost delusion is getting the better of you.
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Steve5 I have rarely if ever read a poem which has moved me so much.
Have you considered applying to be Poet Laureate when the position next comes up ?

Mamya woudl run you a close second, though.... .
why is kate giving bags of compost to the servants ? poor alex. i wish someone had advised him to rub vick on his back >
A man on a penny farthing
wrote a poem ending in 'ing'
His reference to drink
sure made Milady think
and put me in second placing.
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You've just overtaken him, Matron

I do not understand Kate's obsession with compost.
well it must be someone in here that smells,someone is letting off quiet smelly ones,cant you smell it,i wonder if its uncle joe,you had better pay your fees so he can get cleaned up.
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You have a very dirty hand, Kate.........
maybe kate suffers from Pica, but have no fear it is not contagious. although not common it does occur in pregnancy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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right i'm going home you's always pick on the innocent ones,i'll bet its mamalynne trying to blame me.goodnight.

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