Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Good evening and welcome to all who grace our portals tonight.

As some of you will know, there have been issues with the garden spigot, so all water for the animals will have to be hand pumped. The Committee has placed a sheet on the notice board where volunteers can sing up.

All of the raffle prizes were won last week, so any contributions from now on will be welcome.

It has been brought to the attention of The Committee that the moat is becoming a little odoriferous. Members are respectfully reminded not to contribute to this.


We are also looking for some speakers. If any Member feels that they have an interest , please let someone know.

[flicrat]

That's a shame alexanderd. Hope you feel better soon. There are a lot around - germs I mean!A runny nose might have helped with the pongs if not the pings.

[ladyalex]

Welcome, dr b
I'm sure we will be delighted to hear any or all of your talks. AS Mamya says, we love being instructed , especially when the talks involve macrame.

Alexanderd, so sorry to hear about your cold. Is it going to develop into man-flu ?
Would you like Mamya to rub your chets with Vick ?

[alexanderd]

I didnt know vick was here tonight LadyAlex, have I missed someone?

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Alex, I will get the rub, do come into my boudoi...errr treatment room.

drb, how very riveting, and such a breadth of subject matter.

[ladyalex]

She's hiding in the cupboard, getting ready for the chets rub.

[alexanderd]

Mamy are you going to minister to me again like last week?

[ladyalex]

Nobody is going to rivet me to anything.

Being tied up with string I can countenance, but rivetting is Going Too Far

[flicrat]

Sounds a bit ropey to me.

[ladyalex]

Welcome, Steve. Lovely to see you . Thank you so much for the raffle prizes.

I'm sure we would all appreciate your literary efforts......but no rivets and can they be string-related ?
There was a young lady from Tring
There, that'll get you started

Alexanderd, dear, are you still there ? or has Mamya pinioned you again?

[slinky.kate]

hello all'on my best behaviour tonight,for the raffles i have brought 6 green tea bags,coal tar shampoo and a pair of hand made garters,also i made some mead,do share it round

[Mamyalynne]

He's ok Milady I have him all relaxed.

[alexanderd]

Still here LadyA lying on the treatment table but matron appears to have done a bunk

[Mamyalynne]

Was just slipping into something comfortable dear man.

[alexanderd]

Dont lean over too far Matron, think of my dicky ticker, I am not getting any younger you know.

[ladyalex]

Hello, slinkykate. Nice to see you again.
Thanks for the raffle prizes, but you really must find a better way of storing your tea bags so they don't go green. Mamya will no doubt put them in the Aga to dry them off when she is finished with Alexanderd.

Mamya...careful with the slipping, you could do yourself and poor Alexanderd a mischief.

[ladyalex]

Alexanderd, please , no more references to your dicky
This is a respectable club

[alexanderd]

Well it wasnt last week!!

[ladyalex]

How dare you ....sniff...huff.....

[Mamyalynne]

We are all adults surely, embrocation is good for the more mature man.