Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Good evening and welcome to all who grace our portals tonight.

As some of you will know, there have been issues with the garden spigot, so all water for the animals will have to be hand pumped. The Committee has placed a sheet on the notice board where volunteers can sing up.

All of the raffle prizes were won last week, so any contributions from now on will be welcome.

It has been brought to the attention of The Committee that the moat is becoming a little odoriferous. Members are respectfully reminded not to contribute to this.


We are also looking for some speakers. If any Member feels that they have an interest , please let someone know.

[ladyalex]

I think you may have Gone Too Far there, Steve.

Mamya still has her hypodermic and she's pretty nifty with it........


Pica Schmica

[ladyalex]

Good night, Kate. Hope to see you again next week. Perhaps your delusion will have gone by then.....

[Mamyalynne]

A Matron with ample charms
writes ditties with which she disarms
always decorum
even ad nauseum
by the way those are my arms!!

[Mamyalynne]

Thankyou Steve, night Katy.

[Mamyalynne]

Night Steve enjoy.

[DaisyNonna]

Thank you for your hospitality but there is an argument that I need to resolve. Tot siens.

[Mamyalynne]

Tread carefully and wisely Daisy.

[Meg]

I once had an Uncle called Joe,
On the lottery he had a go,
he won trillions
on the Euro millions
and now maybe
he'll stay with M'lady
and they'll have a baby
and call her Cady
and all will be well maybe.

[ladyalex]

Good night Steve, enjoy your pint. I'm afraid you have lost your laurel wreaths....

Good night Daisynonna. Good luck at the UN or in Egypt or wherever it is you are resolving.

[ladyalex]

AHA! AT last you have admitted that he's your Uncle Joe.

As we all know, I am well past the having a baby stage (or the dangerous age as my Mum used to say).
If Uncle Joe has won the lottery he's not sharing it....lordalex goes through his pockets hopefully every night...nothing, just the odd (very odd) shirt button.

[Meg]

Trust me, I checked the ticket then he disowned me when he moved into the big house.
How is Lord Alex, still spending time in the casino?

[ladyalex]

If only it was just Time he was spending Miss Meg..sigh..

[Mamyalynne]

Oh has the big house come into money, now where is the lovely Uncle Joe, think he took a shine to me.

[Meg]

Oh dear, M'lady, I fear Alex has found Uncle Joe's pot.
Maybe things were better when he was directing traffic.
As spring is approaching should we start planning an outing to cheer us all up?

[ladyalex]

What am excellent idea, Miss Meg.

I propose Las Vegas in an attempt to get back Joe's money/

No need to crimp up your perm, Mamya, Uncle Joe has lost his stash.

[Mamyalynne]

Dash it!! I knew as much, as I don't travel well, so will make your sarnies for the journey.

[ladyalex]

Sorry, we cannot go without you.
So Las Vegas is off then. How about Blackpool ?

[Meg]

Wot!!! Lord Alex has gamboled the lot!!

I see a law suit coming on, that was my pension.