Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome one and all on this cold but no longer snowy evening.

The Committee wish to extend their thanks to all members who so splendidly helped out last week with the digging and de-icing. There are quite a few items in the lost property cupboard, so please have a look there before you go. For example, a string vest, a sheepskin mitt (left hand), half a jar of Vick, seven wooly scarves and a cheese and pickle sandwich. (That is just a small selection, there are many more.)

The Committee are very hopeful that one of our members will be able to give us an improving talk tonight as they are unanimous that we are all in need of improving.

Members are also advised that, due to the prevailing weather conditions, there may be a bit of leakage tonight. Several buckets have been placed in strategic places throughout the building and Members are encouraged to make use of them.

As always, all contributions to the raffle will be much appreciated.
So far, we have:

A pair of string pants
A sheepskin mitt (right hand)
Seven woolly hats.

[mike11111]

Wrong play, Mamy, that was Hamlet.
"...for who would fardels bear when he might his own quietus make,
with a bare bodkin.."

English homework, Jan 1962 was to commit that speech to memory and recite it at the next lesson. We practised for hours, never knowing who would be called upon to recite. Silly old git forgot that he had set this as homework and took us straight into Macbeth.

[Mamyalynne]

Night seeekerz ♥

[ttfn]

Neither for me now thank you matron. One is making too many trips to the smallest room already - and those buckets are beginning to look rather tempting!

[Mamyalynne]

Do apologise Mike 1111 am always prepared to admit a mistake

[ttfn]

Matron dearest - I think it is time I was back in my cot.Thank you for the cocoa and your good wishes - same to anyone else who asked after me before my late arrival. Sweet dreams and ttfn all ♥

[Mamyalynne]

Ena goodnight and a good recovery to you dear ♥

[Mamyalynne]

Doors closing folks, thanks for an entertaining and somewhat different night, sleep well and see you next week ♥