agchristie - "Andy, one must stand up to be counted!"
Superb gag!!!
(Actually, I'm only going along with this in a desparate attempt to prove to my detractors that I am not passive aggressive / controlling / dominant / whiter than white ... or all the other things I've been called over the last few days!)
agchristie - "Andy, lol, what I'd really like to know is how do you touch type so well because surely all the symbols must have worn off your keyboard?"