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tonyav
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/video/viral/what-a-mouthful-guinness-world-record-sword-swallower/vi-BBdH1sR...
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waterboatman
Sunday. Dry at the moment. Stars on display so might see the ISS! Tiggy still out and about. I gave him some beef trimmings last night. He must have thought it was his birthday the way he got stuck...
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Vimto
12 down. Clue: Series of earthquakes which may precede a volcanic eruption (5). I have: ?W?R? Help please.
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Wolfram9
Last one - Very poor actress in The Thin Man touring her country (5) I have L - - - Y. Thanks.
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murraymints
good morning all this fineSaturday ? hope all is good with you xx
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vernonk
How she got famous was fun, but I've never rated her as a singer. How has she remained in the limelight with such an ordinary voice?
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sandyRoe
I laughed at some of them.
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seekeerz
Good morning everyone - cool and calm here today after some dodgy bits and pieces .... thats about all you could call it ... hot humid windy ... general yuck !! OK we're back to the tricky stuff again...
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SpikeyBush
So the missus had her heart set on a dog. Not what I'd call a decent hound but a Chihuahua. So she got one of these little rats. It kept walking into lamp posts and bollards. It wasn't blind but the...
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ChillDoubt
Seriously? Was it really THAT offensive? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-30053204 The shirt in question:...
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chalky2850
14a Pipe officer (12) 22a Broomstick (10) 16d Media mingling in a cricket club--presenting ' The Don' (8)...
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lindapalmara
A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room. She says excitedly,...
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seekeerz
Last one In plural form what was the instrument banned by Plato in his Republic (5) o?l?i. Any helpers please...
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waterboatman
Friday. The weekend beckons and it's piddling moggies and doggies. If it was warm enough I'd take my soap out and have a shower! Tiggy was in at 7.30 last night. I'd have expected the wee lad to be...
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McMouse
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor. Buttocks clenched, he...
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lindapalmara
Gloria Eppengellender, a secretary, got an expensive pen as a birthday gift from her boss, away from home on a business meeting. She sent her boss a 'Thank You' note via SMS. The wife read the text,...
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waterboatman
Thursday. Dry at the moment. We are told it will not last. Now there's a surprise! Tiggy was in at 7.15 last night, had half his supper then went for a stroll round the garden and came back to see the...
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Zacs-Master
A million seconds is 11.5 days A billion seconds is 31 years. If you could drive vertically, space would only be about an hour away at the national speed limit....
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ChillDoubt
Apparently the inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial....
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marval
What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador....

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