Sunday. Dry at the moment. Stars on display so might see the ISS! Tiggy still out and about. I gave him some beef trimmings last night. He must have thought it was his birthday the way he got stuck...
Good morning everyone - cool and calm here today after some dodgy bits and pieces .... thats about all you could call it ... hot humid windy ... general yuck !! OK we're back to the tricky stuff again...
So the missus had her heart set on a dog. Not what I'd call a decent hound but a Chihuahua. So she got one of these little rats. It kept walking into lamp posts and bollards. It wasn't blind but the...
A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room. She says excitedly,...
Friday. The weekend beckons and it's piddling moggies and doggies. If it was warm enough I'd take my soap out and have a shower! Tiggy was in at 7.30 last night. I'd have expected the wee lad to be...
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor. Buttocks clenched, he...
Gloria Eppengellender, a secretary, got an expensive pen as a birthday gift from her boss, away from home on a business meeting. She sent her boss a 'Thank You' note via SMS. The wife read the text,...
Thursday. Dry at the moment. We are told it will not last. Now there's a surprise! Tiggy was in at 7.15 last night, had half his supper then went for a stroll round the garden and came back to see the...
A million seconds is 11.5 days
A billion seconds is 31 years.
If you could drive vertically, space would only be about an hour away at the national speed limit....