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cupid04

It's Gnome Joke.....

Alternative films and tv. Gnome alone ET phone gnome Sherlock gnomes Gnome and away Mad Max: Beyond the thunder gnome. Alternatives to music. Gnoming me, gnoming you Gnome woman, gnome cry Country...
02:53 Mon 03rd Feb 201415 answers, last by AndiFlatland 02:40 Tue 04th Feb 2014
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AndiFlatland

The Degg Campaign

I decided to come her to gather support for my very interesting and worthwhile campaign. The campaign is very simple: I want to have the word 'day' replaced by 'degg'. That way, each week would run:...
14:11 Mon 03rd Feb 20147 answers, last by factor-fiction 17:26 Mon 03rd Feb 2014
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AndiFlatland

Jesus Was Not The First Son Of God...

Most people don't know this, but Jesus was not the first son of God - he was actually the seventh. Before Jesus, there was Asus, Besus, Cesus... you can see where this one's going. Not my joke - it's...
12:27 Mon 03rd Feb 20144 answers, last by Jordyboy9 14:24 Mon 03rd Feb 2014
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giveup

Tattoos On Women.

Just wondered what people on here think about them.
14:08 Sat 01st Feb 2014115 answers, last by RATTER15 18:52 Mon 03rd Feb 2014
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AndiFlatland

Strange Electrical Vibrations On Audio And Video Equipment

For most of my life, I've kept a very large collection of audio and video recordings. With the amount that I do, machines are always wearing out or going wrong, and I've replaced them regularly - so...
03:22 Fri 24th Jan 20146 answers, last by Old_Geezer 17:42 Fri 24th Jan 2014
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AndiFlatland

Music Used In Youtube Laserium Film

I was watching a clip on YouTube about Laserium, the 70s lightshow display. At one point in the soundtrack, there was a piece of music which is very familiar, and I'm sure I've got it somewhere in my...
00:02 Sun 19th Jan 20143 answers, last by AndiFlatland 03:42 Mon 20th Jan 2014
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AndiFlatland

Chris White - Spanish Wine

In 1976, singer Chris White had a modest hit with Spanish Wine, and followed it with a very nice album, Mouth Music. Both are still treasured records which get given a dusting off from time to time....
02:37 Thu 16th Jan 20146 answers, last by Allante666 13:53 Sun 12th May 2019
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AndiFlatland

I Want To Upload 1 Thing To Youtube, But Have No Idea How!

Technically, I am still in the dark ages, and have no prospect of changing that any time soon. All my recordings (TV and radio) are still done on video tape, I have no mobile phone, and the only...
03:03 Thu 16th Jan 20143 answers, last by Mosaic 19:39 Fri 17th Jan 2014
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AndiFlatland

Music Used In Short Tesco Tv Ad - Electro-Pop Instrumental

I've a feeling I should know what this music is, but for the life of me, I can't uncover it! Tesco have for several months been running a series of brief adverts - about 10-15 seconds - of a generic,...
14:07 Fri 27th Dec 20139 answers, last by Tarquin99 00:50 Sat 05th Apr 2014
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mommy710

water 2

when i got him he was 6 weeks old. he is not about a year old. i have tried alot of things to make him stop. getting a bigger water jug so he cant tip the water dish over. but insted he just takes his...
16:13 Fri 05th Sep 20083 answers, last by AndiFlatland 19:55 Sun 08th Dec 2013
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albaqwerty

Weird Debt Letter Received

not sure where this question belongs. Opened letter addressed to me, usual blurb about unsuccessful attempts to contact me yaddy-yar, account will be transferred to Debt Managers. Yeah, ok, but have...
14:42 Mon 02nd Dec 201327 answers, last by Cmitchell 13:50 Tue 03rd Dec 2013
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AndiFlatland

Gas Wands Are A Pain In The *rs*

I'm sick to death of buying gas wands to light the oven. They work fine for as long as the factory-filled gas lasts - but every time it runs out, I try to refill the damn things with gas from one of...
17:43 Sat 30th Nov 20139 answers, last by AndiFlatland 13:20 Sun 01st Dec 2013
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AndiFlatland

Is There A Right Or Wrong Way To Stir Tea/coffee?

Which way do you stir your tea or coffee - clockwise or anticlockwise? And is it right or wrong either way? I can't see that it matters at all. But the reason I ask is because when I was a kid, about...
10:21 Wed 16th Oct 201369 answers, last by Lateral-Thinker 04:40 Thu 08th Dec 2016
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Jemisa

I'm Not Saying She's Easy But...

She's been on her knees more times than The Pope She's been laid on more kitchen floors than lino. She's done more screwing than Black and Decker. She's responsible for more merry men than Robin Hood....
14:48 Wed 12th Jun 201312 answers, last by Fanriffic 13:33 Thu 13th Jun 2013
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AndiFlatland

A Barman Says 'sorry, We Don't Serve Tachyons In Here'.

A tachyon walks into a bar.
12:34 Mon 10th Jun 20134 answers, last by AndiFlatland 14:26 Mon 10th Jun 2013
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AndiFlatland

The... (More Interesting Than That Might Sound)

We have a symbol for 'at' - @. And we have 2 symbols for 'and' - +, &. Why don't we have one for 'the'? After all, it's probably the most frequently used word in just about every language. Make sense,...
17:15 Tue 28th May 201316 answers, last by ClareA 00:03 Sun 23rd Jun 2013
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AndiFlatland

A Phrase We All Use...

Does anybody know the origin of the phrase 'Going Like the Clappers'?
16:57 Tue 28th May 20138 answers, last by Quizmonster 06:13 Wed 29th May 2013
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AndiFlatland

Mail To The Moon

Does the Moon have a postcade (or more likely, a zipcode)? Sounds like a stupid question, but I vaguely recall that on one of the Moon missions back in the early 70s, they took some envelopes or first...
11:19 Mon 07th Jan 20136 answers, last by AndiFlatland 16:30 Sat 12th Jan 2013
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AndiFlatland

2 questions, 1 on Dara O'Briain, the other on an odd linguistic shortfall

1st question: When the comedian Dara O'Briain first emerged as a TV personality, his name was always shown with an apostrophe between the O and the B, as is totally commonplace in Irish names....
17:25 Thu 29th Nov 20127 answers, last by AndiFlatland 21:44 Sun 09th Dec 2012
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AndiFlatland

How many strings are there in a cheesestring?

When you pull those cheesestrings apart, some of the strands that peel off are no more than the thickness of a human hair (and having long hair, I often get them mixed up, and try to eat my hair and...
17:17 Wed 05th Dec 201226 answers, last by tonyav 18:52 Sat 08th Dec 2012

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