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nintendo wii

why name a games console after urinating/ why have a whole year to make them for xmas? and still not have enough of them? are thye stupid?

Panic Button

Myspace Facebook MSN

I have never been on any of these. Is my life poorer for it?

dot.hawkes

Compensation for optical spasms

whilst scrolling downwards on the site as the moving avatars flash and spin, please, by Friday if you could, TYIA Dotty

kp nonuts

Ah screw this soooo slow site.

Im of to ebay for a bit of retail theorpy, anybody want anything brought back while im there.

kp nonuts

Emm can we all forget about roy wood now

As he is at home laughing his socks of at the moment at you all that has fell for it . i am trained how to read whats going on in peoples minds and I can asurre you all that it is a wind up

REDHEAD24

am fed up - been to a 50th bday tonite it was dull

so u are all invited to a party at mine - entry fee is ?4 - to cover my caravan rent - plus dyno rod call out the entertaiment is sex on legs alan titchmarsh , and please do bring ur own tit bits and...

kp nonuts

Oh god got bored

On chatter bank any body or soul want to talk to me on here, any news update about the one that wanted to suicide himself and red are you around at the moment with your charavan of lurve.

kp nonuts

Goddam it

why have you put me in the dungeon ed as I have been nice on here tonight and funny as well as legend is not here tonight and he has left me to look after all the ol bints on here and keep em amussed....

Aprilis

ab ed....why?????

...Can others get on the beta version of AB and I can't? It's driving me mad that it comes up 'Under Construction' every time I try it, but others seem to be on it. I've tried it signed in, signed...

Aprilis

AB Ed, If I am a very good Aprilis....

...may I be issued the golden key that unlocks the delights that are AB beta? Oh pleeeease! [Actually, what am I saying? I am always a good Aprilis ;-D ]

nat_84

vote for Mia (one last time - i promise!)

Hey Everyone, i'm gonna ask all you bored beautiful people to vote for my daughter ONE LAST TIME as the competition closes today! She got her picture taken at the Earls Court Baby Show earlier this...

banjobabe

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Just trying out a new one, is it working??? Happy friday morning to all, not long till the weekend......... Looking forward to it? Have a good day all. BB xx

andi17

New AB under construction?

Hi all... been trying to log onto new AB for just keep getting message saying 'under construction'. Anyone else getting this? So I'm on the old one with no avatars and no PM :( x

Cetti

Yessssss - I'm in at last!!!!

You may now gaze on my beautiful face - and be amazed. I nabbed burnhal during a blip, but can't asked anyone else as this doesn't work yet. Still, I'm so pleased to be this far.... Oh.......the joy...

legend758

saucey underwear ?

ok ladies anyone wanna own up to their hubby buying them sexy undies last year ? and firstly were they really sexy in ur opinion? and secondly did they fit correctly ?'

legend758

xmas cards ?

are you a giver ? i find that as a single guy i only really give to my direct family. but starngely when u got a bint in tow you have to send them to everyone , even tho they rarely send them back. so...

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