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It Was A Mighty Tight Squeeze On The Bus Today...

I had to sit next to a large mushroom....one of those portobelly's I think.
19:44 Sat 08th Oct 201610 answers, last by Patsy33 22:24 Sat 08th Oct 2016
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Tempura Batter

I love the crispy, knobly texture of tempura batter and can never resist a pack of prawns when I see them in the supermarket. What is the secret and can it be replicated at home ?...
18:37 Sat 08th Oct 20168 answers, last by hammerman 05:19 Sun 09th Oct 2016
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Did You Hear About...

the Tempura House ? Apparently its a shelter for lightly battered women....
18:20 Fri 07th Oct 20163 answers, last by maggiebee 09:01 Sat 08th Oct 2016
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Always Read The Label

I took the vinegar back to the shop where I bought it and insisted to see the manager. This is totally unacceptable, I complained bitterly, just look at this, its full of lumps. Those are onions, the...
09:51 Fri 07th Oct 20163 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:06 Fri 07th Oct 2016
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Gibb Me A Chance

I've decided to turn my life around and live 'in the now, as from tomorrow....or maybe the day after. See what I did there......
17:52 Thu 06th Oct 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 17:54 Thu 06th Oct 2016
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Shiitake Mushrooms, Stalks On Or Off ?

I'm making a ten bean and pancetta stew. Should I remove the mushroom stalks or add them to the stew, or will they be woody ?...
16:33 Wed 05th Oct 20162 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:43 Thu 06th Oct 2016
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Should We Follow Frances Example

France is the first country to cut out plastic cups, cutlery and plates, with a ruling that all such disposable items must be made from biologically sourced materials from 2020. Distribution of...
09:36 Mon 03rd Oct 20166 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:02 Mon 03rd Oct 2016
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Long Shot...

Two Women are playing golf at the local golf course. The first woman is taking a long time, lining up the shot and numerous practice swings at the ball. 2nd woman: C'mon, why on earth are you taking...
17:26 Fri 30th Sep 2016
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De-Vine Comedy Clasic

I slept like a log last night........Woke up in the fireplace.
08:44 Fri 30th Sep 201620 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:40 Fri 30th Sep 2016
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Its Only Words...

A woman looks at herself in the bedroom ans doesn't feel happy about what she sees. "I look old, fat and ugly" she says to her husband, "I could really do with you paying me a compliment right now"....
18:53 Thu 29th Sep 20162 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:59 Thu 29th Sep 2016
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Crazy Cat ?

There is a small black cat, in the area where I live that lives a semi feral life. It just turned up about a year ago and excepts food, put out by a local lady, most of the time though, its spends its...
09:23 Thu 29th Sep 201612 answers, last by bunkmoreland 01:33 Fri 30th Sep 2016
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Bistrophobia.

Q) Why do the French like to eat snails ?. A) Because they're not really into fast food. Man: Waiter waiter! will my pizza be long ? Waiter: No sir, it will be round....
19:05 Tue 27th Sep 20168 answers, last by 1ozzy 09:02 Wed 28th Sep 2016
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Mince Pies...already!

I saw a large display of mince pies, all in their festive boxes, in sainswotsits today! It seems crazy to me. Is this about the time they usually appear ?...
17:42 Mon 26th Sep 201611 answers, last by Jackdaw33 21:38 Mon 26th Sep 2016
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Cornyflakes

A man was staring intently at the orange juice carton on the breakfast table. Wife: "What is it with you, you've been staring at that darn carton for the last 15 minutes ?". Husband: "Well it says...
09:29 Mon 26th Sep 20162 answers, last by Chipchopper 16:49 Mon 26th Sep 2016
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Kitchen Aroma

Just saw my neighbor, Jean in her back garden, so I popped my head over the fence to say hello. "Thats a lovely smell, whats cooking" I asked. "Spicy Moroccan Chicken" She said. "Tagine" ? I asked....
08:49 Sun 25th Sep 20167 answers, last by Chipchopper 00:10 Mon 26th Sep 2016
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Texmex

The waitress snapped at me when I accidentally picked up the wrong order. "Hey thats 'nachos' " She shouted....
08:47 Sat 24th Sep 2016
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Lets Eat Mexican

Q) What did the depressed tortilla say ? A) Just leave me alone, I don't wanna taco 'about it....
17:57 Fri 23rd Sep 20161 answer, last by zebo 22:12 Fri 23rd Sep 2016
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Rough Nights Sleep...

I thought my mattress seemed a bit lumpy, so I looked under the sheet. And would you believe it! I found my old tape measure, what a surprise! I don't use it as a rule....
17:35 Fri 23rd Sep 201611 answers, last by Patsy33 18:41 Fri 23rd Sep 2016
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Throw It Away And Forget It, Or What ?

I like to know what providers of take-away coffee, use only, cups that are fully bio degradable, ie without polythene lining or plastic tops. Also, those plastic coffee 'pods', seem, so wasteful,...
09:01 Tue 20th Sep 2016
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What ?

I was doing a crossword with my son, whilst he was calling out the clues. "Exells", I heard him say, "3 letters" I struggled with the clue for some time, but with no luck. Some time later, I picked up...
09:36 Mon 19th Sep 20166 answers, last by marval 15:45 Mon 19th Sep 2016

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