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I Answered A Knock On The Door Earlier Tonight...

and found a marine aquarium on the doorstep. Seems a little early for coral singers, I thought!...
00:08 Sat 12th Nov 201614 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:13 Sun 13th Nov 2016
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Matryoshka ??

Those Russian dolls, what is it with them ? They just seem so full of themselves!...
10:52 Fri 11th Nov 20163 answers, last by Patsy33 18:19 Fri 11th Nov 2016
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Autumn Leaves

Q, What did one Autumn leaf say to another as they spun dizzily down to the ground ? A,I think I'm falling for you :-)...
10:56 Sun 06th Nov 20164 answers, last by marval 14:35 Sun 06th Nov 2016
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I've Only Just Calmed Down....

Woke up early this morning and as I opened my eyes, I could see the figure of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. First I was afraid......then I was petrified!...
10:45 Fri 04th Nov 20168 answers, last by Patsy33 11:40 Fri 04th Nov 2016
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A Cheesy One

Did you hear about the guy on the dele counter who painted his wife ? He double Gloucester :-)...
18:34 Wed 02nd Nov 201610 answers, last by Patsy33 19:00 Wed 02nd Nov 2016
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A Man In A Pub Blows Off.....

the froth from his beer. The barman sees it and is not impressed and says: "Don't do that, that's a disgusting habit, look at all the mess you've made all over the bar!" The man replies: "Well if you...
19:07 Sun 30th Oct 2016
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You Can't Get The Staff These Days

I decided to hire a odd job man for the day, to give myself a break. I handed him a list of 10 chores, I wanted done, and left him to get on with it. As the day drew to an end, I went to see how he...
18:06 Sun 30th Oct 20168 answers, last by 1ozzy 22:02 Sun 30th Oct 2016
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Major Jump

I screamed in horror when I saw a ghost walking down the street!. He was very polite and said "Sorry to spook you, I didn't mean to do that". But I knew he was lying, I could see straight through him!...
13:05 Sun 30th Oct 20165 answers, last by Ninefingers 14:58 Sun 30th Oct 2016
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Arroooo

A) What do you call a wolf that meditates ?. . . . B) Aware wolf!...
08:55 Fri 28th Oct 20166 answers, last by 1ozzy 10:13 Fri 28th Oct 2016
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Ladybird Spider...

Amazing, anyone see that on Autumn watch last night, it looked just like an eight legged fluffy dice...
18:23 Thu 27th Oct 201616 answers, last by ChillDoubt 10:36 Fri 28th Oct 2016
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Chicken Shed Mayhem

I went down to the hen house this morning after hearing some commotion and it was absolute pandemonium. The chickens had fled in terror and there was broken eggs running down the walls. I strongly...
17:54 Tue 25th Oct 201622 answers, last by Patsy33 09:28 Thu 27th Oct 2016
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Window Shopping

A married couple were walking past a kitchen appliance store, when the wife paused and said to her husband " look at that lovely dishwasher, we could do with one of those, what do you think ?"....
18:33 Sat 22nd Oct 20164 answers, last by weecalf 18:53 Sat 22nd Oct 2016
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The Real Deal

Halloween seems to have come around quick again!. All of a sudden all the spiders webs in my house look like authentic decorations........glad I left them up now....
16:35 Wed 19th Oct 20165 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:16 Thu 20th Oct 2016
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Warrior Wasps

I'm sure some of these wasps are black belt martial arts experts! In fact, the one that attacked me had about five black belts!...
17:16 Mon 17th Oct 20163 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:45 Tue 18th Oct 2016
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Octoberfest

I walked into a marquee at the Oktoberfest to sample a beer or three. To break the ice, I decided compliment the barmaid on what a lovely tent, she had. She looked at me and scowled "why do you have...
17:22 Sun 16th Oct 201612 answers, last by rsvp 17:29 Mon 17th Oct 2016
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2 From Yesterdays D M...

9 down Practice: re_e_ r_ _ (8) 20 across: _ _ _ a_h_e_t (10) T I A...
09:43 Sun 16th Oct 20166 answers, last by scorpiojo 09:48 Sun 16th Oct 2016
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The Ace Of Knaves

As I entered the Civic Centre the other day, a clown held the door open for me. I thought "what a nice jester"...
08:58 Fri 14th Oct 20163 answers, last by jno 13:49 Mon 17th Oct 2016
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Cooking Clams From Frozen

I'm thawing out some precooked clams for tomorrows dinner and wondering about the best way to prepare them, as I'd like them hot but not like rubber bands, like some seafood ends up. I only have the...
18:40 Tue 11th Oct 20163 answers, last by woofgang 18:24 Wed 12th Oct 2016
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Those Interested In Animals And Nature May Like This...

New 3 part series starting tonight. 8:pm, BBC2. Wild west:Americas Great Frontier ****
16:29 Sun 09th Oct 20168 answers, last by Tilly2 18:49 Mon 10th Oct 2016
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Whats The Favorite Food At The Chimps Tea Party ?

Meringue-utan
11:31 Sun 09th Oct 201613 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:05 Mon 10th Oct 2016

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