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Out On The Town

A young man on his first date was eager to impress new girl friend, so he booked a table in a local Italian restaurant. They entered the dimly lit restaurant and was escorted to a romantic table for...
08:46 Mon 08th May 20171 answer, last by marval 22:31 Tue 09th May 2017
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Allo Allo!

A man and his dog, walk into a French bar. The man says to the inn keeper: I'd like a glass of your finest Burgandy and a Beaune for dog....
19:44 Sun 07th May 20176 answers, last by Baldric 20:34 Sun 07th May 2017
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At The Safari Park

Two hippos were wallowing it the in the mud, when one turns to the other and says: "boy you're so fat!" The second one retorts: "coming from you, that is very hippo-critical"...
20:53 Tue 02nd May 2017
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Bad Day At The Pub

A guy was sat at the bar staring glumly into his beer A dude with an attitude intent on making trouble, steps up to the guy, grabs his beer and downs it in one and says "well wacha gonna do about it"....
21:43 Fri 28th Apr 20173 answers, last by cupid04 13:18 Sat 29th Apr 2017
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Hows That ?

A small group of Roman soldiers walk into a bar and sit round a table. One of the soldiers sticks two fingers up at the bartender and shouts "five beers please"...
16:24 Thu 27th Apr 20174 answers, last by Calibax 18:13 Thu 27th Apr 2017
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I Tried A New Curry Dish Last Night...

Tarka, its like chicken Tikka but just a little Otter.
07:28 Fri 14th Apr 20175 answers, last by Shaglene 13:26 Wed 19th Apr 2017
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Blackcap Raspberries

Anyone seen these around in the shops ? Cheers.....
08:42 Wed 12th Apr 20171 answer, last by mikey4444 08:45 Wed 12th Apr 2017
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Breaded Calamari Rings

I bought a pack of these, a few weeks ago and enjoyed them. What, would make a good dish to accompany them ? Suggestions please. TIA...
18:19 Thu 30th Mar 201721 answers, last by EcclesCake 19:40 Thu 30th Mar 2017
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Mower Running Problem

Had trouble with my John Dere petrol lawn mower this morning. It starts after priming but won't keep running and emits a cloud of white smoke then stops. I've checked the spark plug, which looked wet,...
11:59 Tue 21st Mar 20175 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:46 Thu 23rd Mar 2017
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Down On The Allotment...

I was mortified when I went to my allotment plot and found that some escaped chickens had completely devoured three rows of lettuce plants. I tracked down the owner of the chickens and complained...
17:47 Sat 18th Mar 201711 answers, last by Patsy33 23:20 Sat 18th Mar 2017
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Border Security

Border patrol police discovered a stowaway hiding in a laundry basket earlier today. He was detected by a sniffer dog and was told by officers that he was under a vest....
18:48 Mon 13th Mar 20173 answers, last by zebo 22:46 Mon 13th Mar 2017
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Comma,

It was pleasing to see a comma butterfly in my garden today The first sighting,for me this year!...
12:52 Mon 13th Mar 20179 answers, last by hereIam 17:08 Mon 13th Mar 2017
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Sticky Problem

I saw several birds this morning that seemed to be stuck to the branches of a tree. bit odd, I though?? I think they were velcrows......
19:29 Thu 09th Mar 2017
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Today....

I couldn't be bothered to cook lunch, so instead I ended up scoffing a whole packet of jaffa cakes. Do you think I'm snacksident prone ?...
18:02 Sat 04th Mar 20177 answers, last by percy1946 23:08 Sat 04th Mar 2017
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The Butt Of Jokes

Two old folks sitting on a bench, one turns to the other and says "I think my butts fallen to sleep". The other replies "Yup heard it snore a couple of times"...
20:06 Thu 02nd Mar 20173 answers, last by Shaglene 09:48 Fri 03rd Mar 2017
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Stormy Thursday

Thousands of people accross the UK have decided not to venture out and take a day off from work. They're calling it a Doris Day....
10:26 Thu 23rd Feb 20174 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:52 Thu 23rd Feb 2017
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At The Supermarket..

I said to the lady behind the cheese counter "whats the best cheese for dipping my tortilla chips in ?" "That's nacho's" came the sharp reply. Ok I said "I'll get some salsa, if that's your attitude"....
16:58 Sat 11th Feb 201739 answers, last by jno 19:14 Sun 12th Feb 2017
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Eggstrordinary

While I was chopping logs in the back yard, a hen came along and laid an egg on my axe, cheeky thing. She wanted to hatchet....
18:45 Thu 09th Feb 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 20:14 Thu 09th Feb 2017
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What Did The Grape Say After The ....

elephant sat on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!...
11:21 Thu 09th Feb 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 14:57 Thu 09th Feb 2017
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Where Did He Go ?

Two Polish workers are hired to paint wood preserver on a garden fence. The older of the two men was short, fat and balding and was in charge of the job in hand. The latter was a tall thin, younger...
10:27 Thu 09th Feb 20172 answers, last by marval 18:21 Thu 09th Feb 2017

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