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A Fishy Tale...

A man walks up to the wet fish counter in his local supermarket and says to the fishmonger: "throw me a couple of those rainbow trout, will ya Fergus" Fergus: "sure, Bill. but why do you want me to...
20:16 Thu 22nd Jun 20171 answer, last by marval 21:19 Thu 22nd Jun 2017
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What Flavor ?

A man walks into a corner shop and asks the shopkeeper: "do you have any helicopter flavored crisps please ?". Shopkeeper: "sorry Sir, we only have plain"...
19:30 Thu 22nd Jun 201716 answers, last by Patsy33 09:32 Fri 23rd Jun 2017
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Elephant Rampage

Why did the elephant escape from the zoo, head straight for the greengrocers store and eat the entire stock of garlic ? He just needed some space....
16:35 Thu 22nd Jun 20176 answers, last by Shaglene 08:12 Fri 23rd Jun 2017
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Shower Head, Help!

I have a Mira shower head which fell apart when I turned on the shower. Three springs fell out, it seemed obvious where the two larger springs are located but the smaller spring (Biro sized) does not....
07:11 Fri 16th Jun 20176 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:19 Sat 17th Jun 2017
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Belgian Waffles

I have a pack of 4 Liege waffles, no heating instructions. How long would it take to warm them through, in a micro wave or conventional oven ? TIA...
16:55 Sun 11th Jun 20175 answers, last by Mamyalynne 18:55 Sun 11th Jun 2017
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Fair Play

I hopped on the bus this morning, carrying a large wicker basket full of lovely mushrooms. The driver looked at me glumly and said "you'll have to pay double fair" "Why is that" I protested ?. "For...
19:01 Fri 09th Jun 201710 answers, last by Togo 16:34 Sat 10th Jun 2017
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Courgette Growing

Is it wise to remove the faded flowers from the ends of the courgettes, to avoid blossom end rot ?...
08:58 Fri 09th Jun 20178 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:11 Fri 09th Jun 2017
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Courgette / Zucchini

I have a nice crop of courgettes coming on well in the garden and I'm looking for quick and simple ways of cooking them. Literally from plant to plate in minutes. Nothing complicated please!...
10:52 Mon 05th Jun 20178 answers, last by thugulike 06:19 Sun 11th Jun 2017
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Subliminal Messages...

I saw a guy hanging around, down at the shopping mall today. He had a Mohhekann hair style and was wearing headphones. Somehow, it got me thinking about hot cross buns ??...
20:07 Fri 02nd Jun 2017
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Food 4 Thought

Q: Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup ? A: Anyone can roast beef....
18:57 Tue 30th May 20175 answers, last by Old_Geezer 18:42 Thu 01st Jun 2017
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Silly Bird Song

It always makes me laugh when I hear a blackbird near my garden, singing the opening lines to "I'm a barbie girl". Anyone heard this or similar, to brighten up their day ?...
19:08 Sun 28th May 20177 answers, last by Tuvok 22:24 Sun 28th May 2017
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Labrador Tea

Rhododendron groenlandicum. What are the health benefits and should it be taken sparingly ?...
16:24 Sat 27th May 20173 answers, last by corylus 15:20 Sun 28th May 2017
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Meals And Thrills

It was a busy night at the 'Pride of India' Indian restaurant, while customers waited patiently for their meals. Imagine the surprise when a waiter suddenly appeared and started cavorting around the...
09:43 Thu 25th May 20179 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:47 Fri 26th May 2017
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A Quick Shorty

A. What did the sardine call the submarine ?. B. A can of people....
11:12 Mon 22nd May 20172 answers, last by mallyh 13:40 Mon 22nd May 2017
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Steady As You Go!

When the Irish say, 'Drink Responsibly'.....what they really mean is.... Don't fecking spill it!....
17:45 Sat 20th May 2017
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After Chewing It Over...

I decided to sell my old lawn tractor. It was great when it was new but as it got older, the darn thing kept breaking down. I guess that makes me, an extractor fan....
08:01 Fri 19th May 20174 answers, last by Patsy33 11:32 Fri 19th May 2017
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Just Bought A New Pair Of Boat Shoes...

.............I am sailing...
19:18 Wed 17th May 20173 answers, last by zebo 21:32 Wed 17th May 2017
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A Time To Play

I remember one evening, visiting my elderly grand parents in a quiet residential street We chatted for hours and I said to my grandfather, "it must be getting late, whats the time ?" He told me that...
18:14 Mon 15th May 20171 answer, last by marval 16:22 Tue 16th May 2017
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Whole Lotta Shaking Going On..

I've been watching a pair of blue tits going to and fro, as the bring caterpillars to a nest box to feed their young. They are coming back approx every 20-30 seconds. One of the parent birds flickers...
18:23 Tue 09th May 20173 answers, last by Tilly2 19:09 Tue 09th May 2017
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Mystery Rubbish Turning Up In Garden ??

Lately I've been finding odd items of household rubbish in and around my garden. Things like plastic food packaging, tin cans, a jar of seafood sauce, etc,etc. My first suspicion was fox's bringing it...
09:28 Mon 08th May 201710 answers, last by Togo 10:03 Fri 12th May 2017

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