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4 Little Nuts

Q, What did the peanut say when it sneezed ? A, Cashew!...
09:40 Sun 17th Sep 2017
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Book Search ??

After umpteen failed attempts, I asked a friend if She could recommend a good cookbook on cooking pasta. She suggested: "Perfect Pasta by al Dente"...
17:55 Sat 09th Sep 201711 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:21 Sat 09th Sep 2017
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Slow Wom

I inadvertently flushed one of these beautiful creatures out into the open with the vibration from my mower. It was about a foot (30 cm) long and a soft gold colour. I picked it up and put it in a...
08:15 Tue 05th Sep 201717 answers, last by paddywak 13:23 Fri 08th Sep 2017
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Phone Home!

I was sat on a bar stall and enjoying a quiet pint in my local pub, when I over-heard a couple of sci-fi buffs chatting in the corner. One guy says: "My defo fav film of all time just has to be ET, no...
08:08 Mon 04th Sep 2017
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Whats The Difference...

Whats the difference between a dirty, grimy old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean....
17:17 Sun 03rd Sep 2017
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I Put My Last Few Quid On A Horse Called Radish...

I was told it was a hot favorite!
10:02 Thu 31st Aug 201712 answers, last by Davemano 14:50 Thu 31st Aug 2017
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Speckled Wood

I saw one of these hansom butterflies in my garden this morning, hopefully the first of many!
17:07 Tue 29th Aug 20178 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:44 Wed 30th Aug 2017
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Scott's Home Early

A husband arrives home early and finds his wife in bed with another guy. . . Wife: "Why are you home early" ? . . Husband: "Who the hell is that" ? . . Wife: "Don't try to change the subject" !...
09:44 Thu 24th Aug 20171 answer, last by Berniecuddles2 09:45 Thu 24th Aug 2017
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Trouble Sleeping

I told my doctor, I've been having trouble getting off to sleep at night. . . He said: "Move over to the edge of the bed and you should soon drop off"...
20:33 Wed 23rd Aug 20174 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 05:26 Thu 24th Aug 2017
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Family Tree

I decided to do some research into my ancestry, expecting perhaps to find a Vicing connection but alas, found no evidence. Cant understand it really, several people have said that I have the face of...
11:23 Tue 22nd Aug 20174 answers, last by Garaman 13:12 Tue 22nd Aug 2017
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Whats That ?

A local man walks into a Glasgow bakery, points at the glass display cabinet and says to the shopkeeper: "Is that a custard tart or a meringue ?" The shop keeper turns to the customer and replies "No,...
22:00 Mon 21st Aug 20179 answers, last by Hopkirk 23:05 Mon 21st Aug 2017
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Madness Beer

After hearing about it, I thought I'd like to give it a try. If you have tried any of the range, whats your opinion ?. Secondly where is it available to buy in bottles ?...
08:47 Fri 18th Aug 20175 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:36 Fri 18th Aug 2017
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Traffic News

A lorry load of eggs from Holland which, was suspected to be contaminated by pesticides was pulled over by police on the motorway earlier today. Officers instructed the driver to leave the motorway at...
19:52 Tue 15th Aug 201715 answers, last by Patsy33 22:26 Tue 15th Aug 2017
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A Web Of Intrigue

I was chilling out in the garden yesterday evening, when I saw a honey bee accidentally fly into a spiders web. The spider, which was just a tad smaller than the bee, took one look at what was in its...
18:35 Mon 14th Aug 20174 answers, last by Gizmonster 21:02 Mon 14th Aug 2017
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Bit Cheesy

Q, How do you coax a bear out of the woods ? A, Leave a trail of cheese and then shout Camembert!...
11:16 Mon 14th Aug 201710 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:35 Mon 14th Aug 2017
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Performance Power Tools

Hi, I have a 300 w bandsaw model n0 pp230bds which needs a replacement drive belt. I phoned the number in the manual but the number was not recognised. So, does anybody know where I can order spare...
16:39 Sun 13th Aug 20171 answer, last by Old_Geezer 16:49 Sun 13th Aug 2017
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Body Language

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows far too high. For some reason, she looked surprised....
11:40 Sun 13th Aug 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 12:16 Sun 13th Aug 2017
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Meteor Shower

When is the best time and place to view it tonight, in the UK ?
20:08 Sat 12th Aug 20175 answers, last by malagabob 06:55 Sun 13th Aug 2017
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Rip Glen Campbell

Sadly passed. Among my favorites was 'Wichita lineman' a unique song....
08:02 Wed 09th Aug 20176 answers, last by HansUrbancka 15:34 Wed 09th Aug 2017
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Kitchen Desaster

Another meal ruined!. The cooking instructions said: "Place the product on a middle shelf and heat for 20-25 minutes at 120 degrees". When I went to take the casserole out 20 minutes later it had all...
22:02 Sun 06th Aug 2017

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