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Birds Spreading Fires

Some new evidence has emerged that birds of prey, in the Australian bush are dropping burning twigs on areas of dense vegetation, to start new fire outbreaks, in what seems to be to make small animals...
17:38 Tue 09th Jan 20184 answers, last by NoMercy 18:13 Tue 09th Jan 2018
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China Refusing Plastic Waste

Now that China has decided that they don't want to import anymore plastics, what green alternatives can be used for packaging etc ?. Example, I recently bought a box of mince pies, which was packed in...
10:39 Thu 04th Jan 20187 answers, last by EDDIE51 20:48 Tue 23rd Jan 2018
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Surprise Surprise!

A Mexican firefighter, while on duty received an urgent phone call from the maternity unit of his local hospital. The midwife informed him he was the father of a beautiful, bouncing baby boy and we've...
10:26 Wed 20th Dec 20173 answers, last by marval 18:28 Wed 20th Dec 2017
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Ground Feeders

Apart from my usual, hanging nut, suet and seed feeders, I've bought some apples and scattered them on the lawn. So far they've attracted some blackbirds but hopefully other species may come, red...
10:27 Sun 17th Dec 20173 answers, last by woofgang 11:12 Sun 17th Dec 2017
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Its Snow Joke

I was trudging through the arctic tundra with a friend when I noticed several arctic hares being blown backwards by the strong blizzard conditions. Just look at that I said, even the hares can't run...
12:01 Mon 11th Dec 2017
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The Worlds Oceans Littered With Harmful Plastics

What can we do as individuals to make a change for the better ?
22:45 Tue 05th Dec 201713 answers, last by gl556tr 08:58 Mon 25th Dec 2017
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Night Heron

I was watching country file on tv last night and they were discussing wild birds, extending their natural range further north which is consistent with climate change. One of the birds highlighted was...
09:26 Mon 04th Dec 2017
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Bum Note

I wanted to date someone with no strings attached but I think she was a lyre....
17:23 Sun 03rd Dec 201712 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:44 Sun 03rd Dec 2017
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Porky Tales

I was reading a book on pig anatomy the other day. It all seemed pretty straightforward to begin with, until I got near the end. Then there was a strange twist in the tale....
19:49 Thu 30th Nov 20175 answers, last by Voltage 21:02 Thu 30th Nov 2017
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Is It True ?

A steam train enthusiast had heard that, if you put your ear to railway line you can hear the train coming down the track. One day, he decided to put the theory to the test, on a remote stretch of...
19:21 Wed 29th Nov 2017
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Crunch....

I was driving along quite happily, when this idiot in a smart car, in front of me slammed his anchors on. I tried to avoid crashing into him, but ended up slightly knocking his bumper. Next thing,this...
18:27 Sat 25th Nov 20174 answers, last by Hopkirk 22:48 Wed 29th Nov 2017
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Rocket Science

I bought a bag of rocket salad the other day. When I went to get it from the fridge, it had gone off!...
11:16 Fri 24th Nov 20173 answers, last by Shaglene 12:07 Fri 24th Nov 2017
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A Ripe Old Time

I know a farmer who makes tomato puree in an old tin bath tub. He said "I like to fully amerce myself, from my head tomato's"...
17:56 Mon 20th Nov 20174 answers, last by Shaglene 08:43 Tue 21st Nov 2017
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In A Cafe...

A Frenchman ordered one egg on toast for his breakfast. The waitress later came to his table and asked "are you sure that will that be sufficient sir ?. "Yes, thats enoeuf" He replied....
09:48 Thu 16th Nov 201712 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:23 Thu 16th Nov 2017
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Dm Yesterday

unguis 4 letters. na__. excessive praise (8) ___t_e_y...
09:57 Wed 15th Nov 20174 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:00 Wed 15th Nov 2017
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At The Doctors

I told the Dr, I've been feeling like a hose reel. Why is that he asked. Well, I said people keep using me and winding me up!...
18:47 Mon 13th Nov 20175 answers, last by Shaglene 15:32 Tue 14th Nov 2017
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Utalising Autumn Leaves

Instead of blowing leaves from one place to another or putting them out to be collected, why not use them as a mulch around tender plants to protect them from cold winds and frost etc and allow them...
17:27 Mon 13th Nov 201711 answers, last by woofgang 20:59 Mon 13th Nov 2017
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Shed Load...

I was walking the dog this morning, down a country lane, when a breakdown truck pulled up on the opposite side of the road. The driver wound down his window to ask for directions. He explained he was...
19:52 Sun 12th Nov 201723 answers, last by marval 22:06 Mon 13th Nov 2017
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Beats Me

I was driving along a busy arterial road this morning, when all of a sudden this truck driver swerves across the carriageway, cutting up the traffic and bumping into the car in front. On the back of...
19:18 Sat 11th Nov 20171 answer, last by zebo 21:53 Sat 11th Nov 2017
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Old Mans Wisdom

An elderly man told me the he doesn't in believe banks or credit cards etc, only cold, hard, cash. "So where do you keep your money" I asked ? Old man: "Why......in the freezer, where else"...
18:36 Fri 10th Nov 20177 answers, last by Togo 10:17 Sat 11th Nov 2017

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