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Lesser Celandine

Anyone know of a good garden variety with good size flowers or attractive leaf colour ?. I'm thinking of planting some in my wildlife garden. I've seen some good swathes of it this year, in the wild,...
16:53 Thu 05th Apr 201819 answers, last by Palustris 10:54 Fri 06th Apr 2018
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Red Panda

I saw this beautiful creature on a program about Everest, on Chanel 5 last night. Would I be right, in thinking that it is more closely related to the raccoon ?...
10:05 Wed 04th Apr 20187 answers, last by Flonska 11:44 Sat 07th Apr 2018
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Witchetty Grub

In a survival situation, how hungry would you have to be before eating this bush tucker ?
17:57 Tue 03rd Apr 201811 answers, last by ferlew 22:54 Tue 03rd Apr 2018
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Golf Course

I took a walk through the golf course this morning and couldn't figure why this golf ball was getting larger. ... ... Then it hit me!...
08:46 Tue 03rd Apr 201810 answers, last by Voltage 10:55 Tue 03rd Apr 2018
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New Trousers

I got some new trousers, made out of spider silk. They look great but the trouble, is the flies keep getting stuck!...
08:57 Sun 01st Apr 20186 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:18 Sun 01st Apr 2018
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My First Butterfly

Saw a brimstone butterfly, flutterby today. The first this spring, for me! just thought I'd share that with fellow fans....
17:41 Mon 26th Mar 201811 answers, last by hereIam 13:37 Tue 27th Mar 2018
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Legal & General Add

Who is the singer and band in the add. The front man wears a tartan suit and appears to be in a punk band from the 70s...
09:10 Fri 23rd Mar 20185 answers, last by Hopkirk 20:03 Fri 23rd Mar 2018
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Who You Kidding!

While I was in Egypt, I saw some guy making a boat out of nothing more than a bunch of reeds and some string. I said "surely, you can't expect that thing to float, do you ?" He was adamant that it...
11:11 Mon 19th Mar 20188 answers, last by bookbinder 16:59 Mon 19th Mar 2018
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Meal Worms

I bought a bag of dried meal worms for the ground feeding and insectivorous wild birds that come into my garden but I was disappointed by the birds lack of interest in them, even though its been...
11:25 Sun 18th Mar 20188 answers, last by Chaffinch 21:32 Sun 18th Mar 2018
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Black Stone Cherry

Anyone hear them BBC radio 2 studio today ?. What a blast of fresh air!!....Fantastic fusion of all the stuff I like....
12:34 Sun 04th Mar 2018
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At The Zoo

I was looking at the big cats enclosure, when a snow leopard said to a jaguar "don't tell me any more jokes or I'll puma pants"...
10:38 Fri 02nd Mar 20183 answers, last by Togo 13:06 Sat 03rd Mar 2018
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Snow People

I heard one snowman say to another "can you smell carrots?" The other replied "I duno, I got enough trouble with these lumps of coal in my bloody eyes"...
16:37 Thu 01st Mar 20185 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:41 Thu 01st Mar 2018
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Zero Birds This Morning

I always keep my bird feeders well topped up but this morning, I didn't see a single bird! The last few days they were out in force, I just hope they survive. Its about -4c at the moment....
09:16 Thu 01st Mar 201827 answers, last by rowanwitch 11:39 Sun 04th Mar 2018
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Its Just, Crazy On The Roads!!

This morning, I had to overtake a lorry and wave him down. I shouted to him "you're losing your load mate! He wasn't happy and shouted back "I'm gritting, you idiot!!...
09:37 Wed 28th Feb 20187 answers, last by Patsy33 13:24 Wed 28th Feb 2018
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The Scourge Of Plastic Waste!

What retail outlet will take the lead in ridding plastics from their stores, which inevitably pollute the worlds oceans ?
17:43 Tue 27th Feb 201812 answers, last by hc4361 12:52 Wed 28th Feb 2018
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Break In

A drunken man walks into a police station and demands to see the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'l get your chance when the case go's to court" the desk Sargent says. "No...
09:56 Tue 27th Feb 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 15:21 Tue 27th Feb 2018
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A Lasting Impression

I fell asleep on the sofa with a corduroy cushion under my head. Its making headline apparently. I can't see what all the fuss is about!...
10:26 Mon 26th Feb 20184 answers, last by Tilly2 18:25 Mon 26th Feb 2018
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New Hat

Just got a new hat for my wife.....best darn trade I ever made!
09:45 Mon 26th Feb 20186 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:42 Tue 27th Feb 2018
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he wanted to check his balance
16:52 Thu 22nd Feb 20182 answers, last by Baldric 16:58 Thu 22nd Feb 2018
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Tightrope Walker

Why did the tightrope walker visit the bank ?
16:50 Thu 22nd Feb 20187 answers, last by zebo 00:31 Fri 23rd Feb 2018

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