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I was never much good at sports at high school. I think the nearest I got to achieving anything was getting athletes foot....
17:57 Wed 02nd Aug 20174 answers, last by Patsy33 09:24 Thu 03rd Aug 2017
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Lost Without Them

The west Yorkshire constabulary have had all their sat navs stolen after thieves acting as repair men entered the station yesterday. A police spokes person has stated that they are searching for leeds...
17:36 Wed 02nd Aug 2017
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Induction Hobs ?

What type of cookware is suitable for induction cooking and what should one look out for ?
18:39 Tue 01st Aug 201710 answers, last by EcclesCake 19:20 Tue 01st Aug 2017
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Fish Song

If you walk down to the river, one fine night when the moon is full and the stars shine bright, you may hear the fish singing like a heavenly choir. The song ?......salmon chanted evening....
19:39 Sat 29th Jul 201720 answers, last by Togo 10:16 Sun 30th Jul 2017
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Metal Detectorists

There was a new guy down at the metal detectorists club, he had a brand new state of the art, all singing all dancing metal detector that cost him an arm and a leg. On his first field trip, he was...
17:42 Fri 28th Jul 20171 answer, last by marval 22:35 Fri 28th Jul 2017
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Garden Tiger Moth

Wow!......Caught sight of one of these beautiful moths on my lawn this morning. When it was in flight, the fore wings were the most vivid scarlet I'd ever seen, they seemed to glow in the morning sun,...
16:41 Thu 27th Jul 20179 answers, last by Patsy33 16:22 Sun 30th Jul 2017
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I Have...

discovered the secret of how to make myself look younger. I just follow older folks around and stand next to them....
19:24 Sat 22nd Jul 2017
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Wash Day Friends

While I was unpegging the clothes from the line, I heard the socks whisper to the pants: "you're cute, I've really enjoyed hanging out with you"...
19:18 Sat 22nd Jul 2017
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New Venture

I'm thinking of starting up a dating agency business for lovesick chickens. Not a big money spinner, I know. Just trying to make hens meet....
18:59 Sun 09th Jul 20177 answers, last by Patsy33 22:33 Sun 09th Jul 2017
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Full Moon ?

Is it tonight or tomorrow night ? Its looking fantastic, right now!...
20:47 Sat 08th Jul 201714 answers, last by gness 00:43 Sun 09th Jul 2017
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Butterfly Hat Trick!

I'm only a keen armature regarding butterflies but this year I've noticed a wider range of species albeit in fewer numbers. Tonight a neighbor called me over to see a brilliant blue butterfly which...
19:07 Thu 06th Jul 20179 answers, last by hereIam 15:03 Fri 07th Jul 2017
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Yet Another Beauty!

Further to my earlier re a sighting of a MARBLED WHITE butterfly in my garden, I didn't think it could get any better than that...........until this morning at 10:45. I was in the garden, watering...
10:15 Wed 05th Jul 20174 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:31 Wed 05th Jul 2017
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Yay, I'm Doing Well Today

I have a small area on my lawn reserved for wildflowers, while doing some watering close by, at about 5pm, I was astonished to see a MARBLED WHITE BUTTERFLY. I watched it for some time as it visited...
16:32 Tue 04th Jul 201711 answers, last by johnk 05:59 Wed 05th Jul 2017
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Black Caps

I'm always pleased to see and hear these birds returning to the same patch of blackberry bushes at the bottom of my garden, year after year, coming from as far away as Africa. Summer just wouldn't be...
08:20 Tue 04th Jul 20174 answers, last by RobNorth 16:54 Tue 04th Jul 2017
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School Daze

A young lad returns home from school and his anxious father says: "Son, I'm so pleased to see you, did you hear about the kidnapping at the school ?". Son: "No, what happened ?". Dad: "The teacher...
20:09 Sun 02nd Jul 20174 answers, last by murraymints 17:30 Mon 03rd Jul 2017
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Flying Seafood

I was sitting down and enjoying a pub lunch, the other day, when I was suddenly hit in the back of the head by a prawn cocktail. In my anger, I turned round and demanded "OK what idiot threw that ?" A...
17:29 Sat 01st Jul 20172 answers, last by DaisyNonna 19:21 Sat 01st Jul 2017
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I'd Like To Listen Again-

to a song I heard briefly on the radio this morning. I think it was called, something like 'life's too short' I didn't quite catch the name of the artist but I think 'Darius' was at least, part of it....
17:57 Thu 29th Jun 201713 answers, last by Tuvok 21:05 Thu 29th Jun 2017
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Did anyone notice that the "&" symbol looks like a dog dragging its butt across the floor ?...
17:22 Thu 29th Jun 20171 answer, last by Jackdaw33 17:25 Thu 29th Jun 2017
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Soft Tree Fern

AKA Tasmanian tree fern e(Dicksoia antartica), I often wondered about the word 'soft' in the common name, where in actual fact, the fronds feel hard and coarse in reality. Can anyone explain what part...
18:39 Tue 27th Jun 20173 answers, last by Chipchopper 03:55 Wed 28th Jun 2017
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Greasy Spoon

A man stopped at a busy transport cafe and ordered a full English breakfast and two slices of bread When the meal was brought to his table ten minutes later, the man demanded: "Wheres the **ing bread...
21:59 Mon 26th Jun 20175 answers, last by DTCwordfan 06:25 Wed 28th Jun 2017

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