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Chipchopper

Christmas Came Early

A man peeks out of the bedroom window on a cold, grey winters morning, while his wife lays, still half asleep, in bed. She asks: "What's the weather like out there, Darling?" He replies, "It looks...
10:01 Mon 05th Dec 20225 answers, last by Chipchopper 15:39 Tue 06th Dec 2022
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Redhelen72

Good Morning Early Birds

I am assuming that Emmie is still laid up after her op, so I hope she doesn’t mind. It’s Tuesday the temperature is plummeting, not a lot on my dance card today other than checking on my Christmas...
04:55 Tue 06th Dec 202251 answers, last by Lie-in King 13:20 Tue 06th Dec 2022
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Chipchopper

Life Goes On

Being rather short in stature, I've heard all the jokes: "you don't look happy" "where are the other six" etc, etc, but hey ho, must get to work...
09:00 Tue 06th Dec 20223 answers, last by mallyh 09:49 Tue 06th Dec 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I’ll never forget what my late uncle said to me. He said, "I’m sorry I’m late"....
07:00 Tue 06th Dec 20224 answers, last by Patsy33 12:15 Tue 06th Dec 2022
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LadyCG

Not Looking Forward To The Day Ahead

I normally work from home on Tuesdays but I've no choice but to go in today and man five very busy phones by myself. Two are off sick, two are on leave and one is working from home all week because...
06:01 Tue 06th Dec 20227 answers, last by LadyCG 06:25 Tue 06th Dec 2022
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jennyjoan

Does 75Cl Or 35Cl

On prosecco mean bow much is in the bottle o
14:10 Mon 05th Dec 202216 answers, last by Chipchopper 16:02 Mon 05th Dec 2022
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Chipchopper

Plastic Packaging

Scientists have finally found an alternative to plastic food packaging, from processing seaweed. I'm wondering how soon, will this be rolled out, and also, is it possible for it to microwaveable ?...
10:25 Mon 05th Dec 20225 answers, last by zetisonu 06:50 Wed 12th Apr 2023
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Chipchopper

Single Malts

Is aged whiskey's significantly improved by great age ? For example, I ordered a 12 year single malt from a supermarket, which was substituted with a 5 year, aged one, of a different distillery....
05:22 Mon 05th Dec 202251 answers, last by Togo 19:21 Mon 05th Dec 2022
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jennyjoan

Emmie

No post today. I guess she is resting. Hope all is ok with you Emmie and not in too much pain
15:14 Mon 05th Dec 20223 answers, last by jennyjoan 15:59 Mon 05th Dec 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Venison’s dear, isn’t it?...
08:57 Mon 05th Dec 20224 answers, last by Patsy33 11:36 Mon 05th Dec 2022
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1ozzy

No Early Birds Today?

I'll start the ball rolling. G'day, what's happening?...
05:08 Mon 05th Dec 202281 answers, last by pastafreak 11:59 Mon 05th Dec 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

Morning, Sunday already, the day of rest. I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one. Have you anything planned for today? I am going home after lunch as they think I...
04:38 Sun 04th Dec 2022102 answers, last by barry1010 18:44 Sun 04th Dec 2022
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Rosetta

Wellington Boots

Has anyone any recommendations for a decent pair of men's wellington boots. Son previously had a pair of dedito boots but they didn't last 3 months. They are needed for long walks with dog in muddy...
09:41 Sat 03rd Dec 202210 answers, last by Hopkirk 20:47 Sun 04th Dec 2022
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maggiebee

Magician

Man gave up chocolate to become a magician. He told his friends "I have a few twix up my sleeve."...
11:05 Sat 03rd Dec 202213 answers, last by Ken4155 18:16 Sat 03rd Dec 2022
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Chipchopper

Salvation Army

Do they offer help to anyone to get back on their feet after a stay in hospital ?
06:28 Sat 03rd Dec 202212 answers, last by anneasquith 13:57 Sat 03rd Dec 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

Morning, Saturday already the weekend starts here. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. I haven't had a lot of sleep so if I disappear its because I have dropped...
04:31 Sat 03rd Dec 202263 answers, last by jennyjoan 10:39 Sat 03rd Dec 2022
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Chipchopper

Its So Easy

One of my better skills is sleeping, I'm a natural. I can do it with my eyes closed
07:59 Fri 02nd Dec 20223 answers, last by Bazile 10:27 Fri 02nd Dec 2022
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LadyCG

Strange Coincidences

I was sat here and for some unfathomable reason I thought about CRAFT1948 whom I haven't seen in a while. I did a search for her profile and it was exactly 3 years ago today she last looked in....
19:01 Thu 01st Dec 202261 answers, last by pastafreak 17:32 Sat 17th Dec 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I asked my boss what I should do with this 6 metre roll of bubble wrap. He said just pop it in the corner. It took me four hours....
07:00 Fri 02nd Dec 20227 answers, last by nescio 11:58 Fri 02nd Dec 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

Morning Friday already the end of the working week for some of you. I hope you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I will be doing some...
04:17 Fri 02nd Dec 202280 answers, last by jennyjoan 12:09 Fri 02nd Dec 2022

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