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Chipchopper
When and what Chanel is it on ? tia...
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LadyCG
I think we're having a Chinese, so probably a Singapore Chow Mein and maybe a king prawn curry. What's amusing your bouche this Christmas Eve? And what's it being washed down with?...
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Redhelen72
Happy Christmas Eve. Hope you’re all feeling better, Emmie if you’re looking in I hope you’re feeling a little better too. Am off to M&S at 6is to pick up my food order, then we will take the hounds...
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1ozzy
,,, every work place. https://ibb.co/CMFHBck...
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LadyCG
Good morning. Friday at last - and many of us will break up today. I'm hoping they'll release us early :-) I still have a couple of things to wrap and food to prep. I can't wait to see my parents and...
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LadyCG
Good morning folks, Thursday already. Only 3 more sleeps 'til Santa. I finished off the last few bits last night thankfully, now I can relax. Still no word from Emmie, looks like she is taking a...
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Hopkirk
A fire hydrant has H2O on the inside, and K9P on the outside.
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1ozzy
..Unlike Royal Mail and their disgruntled employees, deliveries will still be on time. https://ibb.co/Ns2Fhpw...
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Hopkirk
I'm trying to get into classical music but I'm struggling to find any original recordings. All the music is performed by cover bands....
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LadyCG
It's Wednesday and only only four more sleep 'til Santa. I hope those of you who are looking forward to it are feeling festive and are all ready for the big day. I've only got to make stuffing, gravy...
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Hopkirk
Wife "look, I haven't worn this for ten years and it still fits" Husband "For heaven's sake, it's a scarf!"...
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Redhelen72
Blasted dogs woke me up and I was in such a deep sleep! Well I shall try to snooze on the sofa. Hope we get an update from Emmie soon. What’s on your dance cards for today?...
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LadyCG
Morning Crew. I've been up half the night with a bad tummy (I blame the antibiotics). Only one transient coughing fit so far but luckily I have my chest x-ray on Thursday. I'm hoping that Emmie is...
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Zacs-Master
Possibly the earliest post with this title?
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jennyjoan
Fell two weeks ago with Menieres and Vertigo and sustained a bad eye and swollen lump on the back of head. Thought swelling would have gone down but not and so I am still suffering from extreme...
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Bazile
Why did the shrimp leave the party early ? Because he pulled a muscle...
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Hopkirk
I accidentally drank some holy water when I took my laxatives. I'm about to start a religious movement....
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Redhelen72
Emmie if you are looking in I hope the operation was successful. Good morning to everyone else and I hope that your day is full of promises and possibilities...
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Shaglene
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano,...
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Rondy
I got so drunk last night that I started a fight with a mop… To be fair, I wiped the floor with him! ________________ I phoned the NHS line today and said, "I'm having a real problem getting an...

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