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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

Morning. Thursday already, where has the time gone to. I hope you are all in good health and your day is a pleasant one. I am in hospital as you know. I arrived 08 30am but did not have my op till...
04:27 Thu 01st Dec 202283 answers, last by blue-yonder 15:49 Thu 01st Dec 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My wife gets annoyed if I mess with her red wine. I've added fruit and lemonade, and now she's sangria than ever.
06:53 Wed 30th Nov 20227 answers, last by Hopkirk 15:41 Wed 30th Nov 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday midweek already, where do the days go. I hope you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I am posting early this...
04:12 Wed 30th Nov 202269 answers, last by Bobbisox1 08:16 Wed 30th Nov 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Did anyone see the joke I posted recently about my spine? It was about a weak back....
07:12 Tue 29th Nov 20227 answers, last by Bazile 08:26 Tue 29th Nov 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday already, the days are going too fast for my liking. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have some...
04:35 Tue 29th Nov 202270 answers, last by emmie 08:36 Tue 29th Nov 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I asked my Russian penpal how he was doing. He replied "I can't complain"....
06:51 Mon 28th Nov 202211 answers, last by Canary42 17:27 Mon 28th Nov 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning Monday, the start of the working week. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have to go to the hospital this morning to...
04:25 Mon 28th Nov 202248 answers, last by emmie 08:46 Mon 28th Nov 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Sunday already, a day of rest for some. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today, apart from a lie in? I have a phone...
04:28 Sun 27th Nov 2022101 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 09:30 Sun 27th Nov 2022
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Chipchopper

Dr Told Me...

I was having trouble getting off to sleep at night, so I went along to see my doctor, and he told me to lay myself in a position on the edge of the bed, and I should soon drop off.
07:52 Sat 26th Nov 20222 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:03 Sat 26th Nov 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday the start of the weekend. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have to pick up my prescription from...
04:26 Sat 26th Nov 2022123 answers, last by Bobbisox1 08:57 Sat 26th Nov 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Friday the end of the working week for some. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have a food shop delivery...
04:20 Fri 25th Nov 202263 answers, last by emmie 09:03 Fri 25th Nov 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freakin' blue...
06:43 Fri 25th Nov 20228 answers, last by DTCwordfan 07:40 Fri 25th Nov 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Intelligence is like underwear. Great to have, but no need to show it off....
06:46 Thu 24th Nov 20227 answers, last by mallyh 13:11 Thu 24th Nov 2022
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Chipchopper

Its No Secret

I once had a towelling shirt, but I took a lot of flannel for it...
09:14 Thu 24th Nov 20224 answers, last by Hopkirk 13:55 Thu 24th Nov 2022
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bobbie22

Grey Grey Grey

Lots of things seem to be grey these days. Grey kitchens, carpets, sofas and chairs and wall emulsion. Can anyone tell me why this colour is so popular?
16:42 Wed 23rd Nov 202230 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:03 Thu 24th Nov 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday already, the days are whizzing by. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have no plans for the day,...
04:31 Thu 24th Nov 202266 answers, last by Bobbisox1 08:51 Thu 24th Nov 2022
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maggiebee

Ooops

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times...
13:30 Wed 23rd Nov 20222 answers, last by Chipchopper 15:35 Wed 23rd Nov 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck - you're drunk. Ducks don't talk....
06:48 Wed 23rd Nov 20228 answers, last by Spicerack 09:11 Wed 23rd Nov 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday midweek already, where does the time go. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have nothing in the...
04:24 Wed 23rd Nov 202231 answers, last by emmie 08:28 Wed 23rd Nov 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday already, the days are going by so fast. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have nothing in the calendar so...
04:36 Tue 22nd Nov 202258 answers, last by emmie 08:28 Tue 22nd Nov 2022

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