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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday already, the start of the working week for some. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I am meeting up...
04:31 Mon 21st Nov 202278 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 08:38 Mon 21st Nov 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

The only bad thing about my six figure salary is the decimal point.
07:41 Sun 20th Nov 20225 answers, last by jno 15:02 Sun 20th Nov 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Sunday already, a day of rest for some. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? My friend in NI will be phoning me...
04:40 Sun 20th Nov 202266 answers, last by emmie 08:33 Sun 20th Nov 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.
07:40 Sat 19th Nov 202215 answers, last by Patsy33 11:53 Sat 19th Nov 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday, the weekend starts here. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have a food delivery between 8-9am and...
04:24 Sat 19th Nov 202291 answers, last by emmie 09:05 Sat 19th Nov 2022
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Chipchopper

Fish Fish Fish

I've haddock to the gills with fish puns. People seem to say them just for the halibut...
13:30 Fri 18th Nov 202210 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:07 Sun 20th Nov 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I tried to play frisbee with my dog. No good. I need a flatter dog....
07:19 Fri 18th Nov 20226 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:18 Fri 18th Nov 2022
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Rondy

Harley Davidson

Harley Davidson died and went to heaven where he was boasting to god how he'd created the best motorbike in the world! God disagreed, saying BMW's were a better designed bike! Harley said "What in the...
12:14 Fri 18th Nov 20223 answers, last by fripfrip 21:12 Fri 18th Nov 2022
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Barbray

Puzzle

Odd one out Ant Ostrich prawn Snake Turtle Cheers...
01:57 Fri 18th Nov 202224 answers, last by Barbray 18:37 Fri 18th Nov 2022
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Bazile

Huge

Name somewhere big 'ASDA'...
14:15 Thu 17th Nov 202211 answers, last by 1ozzy 06:21 Fri 18th Nov 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Friday and the end of the working week for some. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have the council pest...
04:41 Fri 18th Nov 202247 answers, last by sandyRoe 08:43 Fri 18th Nov 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I've been trying to talk to my fish about his feelings, but he's being a little koi.
06:49 Thu 17th Nov 202215 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:50 Thu 17th Nov 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday already, almost the end of the working week. I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have nothing in the...
04:22 Thu 17th Nov 2022102 answers, last by Bobbisox1 09:07 Thu 17th Nov 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday midweek already, the time certainly flies by. I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today. I have nothing in the...
04:23 Wed 16th Nov 202290 answers, last by barry1010 08:39 Wed 16th Nov 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

A chicken came up to me and said "I can't find my eggs" I said "you've probably mislaid them"...
07:18 Tue 15th Nov 202212 answers, last by emmie 08:03 Tue 15th Nov 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday already, the days go so fast i can't keep up. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have the council's pest...
04:27 Tue 15th Nov 202288 answers, last by bednobs 09:44 Tue 15th Nov 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My mate's wife was dancing on a table. "Good legs" I said "Do you really think so?" "Oh yes, most others would have collapsed under that weight"...
07:41 Mon 14th Nov 20225 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:30 Mon 14th Nov 2022
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Therealdeal2

What Would You Do If You Found Me Shrunk In Your House

I’m about an inch tall...
22:24 Sun 13th Nov 202218 answers, last by douglas9401 09:18 Mon 14th Nov 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday the start of the working week, i hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have a few chores to do but nothing...
04:15 Mon 14th Nov 202263 answers, last by LadyCG 12:20 Mon 14th Nov 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

A policeman pulled me over and said "papers!". I replied "scissors" and drove off....
07:33 Sun 13th Nov 20224 answers, last by DTCwordfan 08:04 Sun 13th Nov 2022

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