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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I've just started writing a book on hurricanes. It's only a draft at the moment....
06:07 Mon 24th Oct 202211 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 09:26 Mon 24th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday, the start of the working week for some. I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? Today's forecast for the capital...
03:23 Mon 24th Oct 202254 answers, last by emmie 07:27 Mon 24th Oct 2022
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maggiebee

Hard Work

I've resigned as secretary of our local Origami Society. Too Much paperwork....
13:11 Sat 22nd Oct 20227 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:29 Sun 23rd Oct 2022
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Chipchopper

Don't Blaim It On The Asteroids..

I heard a theory that the dinosaurs died out because their eggs became rotten. It was a case of mass egg-stink-tion...
07:07 Sun 23rd Oct 202212 answers, last by Patsy33 09:11 Sun 23rd Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables. jack and the beans talk....
06:15 Sun 23rd Oct 202211 answers, last by DTCwordfan 23:33 Sun 23rd Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Sunday already, the day of rest, I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I am meeting a friend for a coffee and a natter...
03:33 Sun 23rd Oct 2022108 answers, last by Bobbisox1 08:08 Sun 23rd Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday already, the weekend is here. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have an eye test at 12.00, my two yearly...
03:27 Sat 22nd Oct 202278 answers, last by Giggsie 18:23 Sat 22nd Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday and the days are whizzing by. I hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I only have a food delivery 8-9 and that's...
03:33 Thu 20th Oct 202261 answers, last by emmie 07:44 Thu 20th Oct 2022
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Shaglene

Holiday Money...............

Just walked out of Asda and saw this woman crying her eyes out saying that she's lost all her holiday money. I felt so sad for her so I gave her £50. I don't normally do things like that but I had...
13:24 Wed 19th Oct 20223 answers, last by DTCwordfan 05:38 Thu 20th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I'm never jogging behind a council vehicle in winter again, he said through gritted teeth.
08:41 Wed 19th Oct 20227 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 16:24 Wed 19th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday midweek already, where do the days go. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have a heating/hot water...
03:22 Wed 19th Oct 202252 answers, last by emmie 07:32 Wed 19th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday already, the days are flying by. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have nothing in the calendar, so will...
03:42 Tue 18th Oct 202270 answers, last by emmie 07:46 Tue 18th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I hear they have updated the children's game. I spy with my little iPhone....
06:33 Mon 17th Oct 20226 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 13:16 Mon 17th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I, for one, like Roman numerals.
05:43 Sun 16th Oct 202219 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 07:29 Mon 17th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday and the start of the working week for some. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I might be meeting a friend for...
03:16 Mon 17th Oct 202262 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 07:52 Mon 17th Oct 2022
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Bobbisox1

That Drink You’d Never Have Again

I was 19 , clad in my tiny mini dress and white PVC boots , it was a pale beige mini dress in wool with a polo neck, I loved it till……… I had several Cherry Bs and ciders and promptly threw up down...
20:07 Sat 15th Oct 202269 answers, last by Bobbisox1 19:33 Sun 16th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Sunday the day of rest. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have a phone call from my friend in NI at 10am...
03:26 Sun 16th Oct 202273 answers, last by emmie 07:40 Sun 16th Oct 2022
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Chipchopper

Not Amused

A man from Arbroath is taking his former employer at the travelling carnival to court for sacking him, claiming funfair dismissal...
06:58 Sat 15th Oct 202212 answers, last by Patsy33 10:24 Sun 16th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs - they’re always taking things literally....
06:31 Sat 15th Oct 20225 answers, last by murraymints 06:49 Sat 15th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday already and the weekend starts here. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have nothing in the...
03:33 Sat 15th Oct 202284 answers, last by Peter Pedant 08:35 Sat 15th Oct 2022

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