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maggiebee

Fairy

Fairy Washing Up Liquid One bottle lasts longer than three Conservative leaders...
10:03 Fri 14th Oct 20225 answers, last by maggiebee 12:31 Fri 14th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My grief counsellor died the other day. He was so good, I didn't give a ***....
05:41 Fri 14th Oct 20226 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:00 Fri 14th Oct 2022
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bobtheturkey

Hi I'm Still New

Whilst closing the slightly stained net curtains in my caravan tonight I noticed a humanoid figure seemingly made up of orange b&q buckets in the field opposite I hope this is a scarecrow created by...
00:13 Fri 14th Oct 202225 answers, last by sunny-dave 12:41 Fri 14th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Friday already, the end of the working week. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? i have a food shop coming...
03:47 Fri 14th Oct 202263 answers, last by LadyCG 08:18 Fri 14th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Jokes Of The Day

To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts. To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket. You can't run but you can hide. To the person while stole my...
06:10 Thu 13th Oct 202210 answers, last by Aysha123 10:50 Tue 10th Jan 2023
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday and the days are marching on. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have pest control visiting 12-3pm...
03:31 Thu 13th Oct 202276 answers, last by emmie 08:01 Thu 13th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I have been telling my son my dad jokes since he was five years old. He's all groaned up now...
07:11 Tue 11th Oct 20226 answers, last by Spicerack 06:57 Wed 12th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday midweek and the days are flying by. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have nothing in the...
03:34 Wed 12th Oct 202258 answers, last by emmie 07:33 Wed 12th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday already, the days are going quickly. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have no plans as such, but I...
03:19 Tue 11th Oct 202257 answers, last by jennyjoan 09:04 Tue 11th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I'll tell you what makes my blood boil. Faulty space suits....
05:59 Sun 09th Oct 202212 answers, last by Spicerack 11:47 Mon 10th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday already, where do the days go. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? Today's forecast for the capital is a lowly...
03:24 Mon 10th Oct 202267 answers, last by emmie 07:54 Mon 10th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning Sunday, a day of rest for some. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you any anything planned for today? I have a phone call from my friend in NI at...
03:29 Sun 09th Oct 202280 answers, last by barry1010 09:24 Sun 09th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday and the weekend starts here. I hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I am meeting up with a friend for coffee...
03:26 Sat 08th Oct 202268 answers, last by bednobs 13:57 Sat 08th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I met a gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants. It was Weggie Kray....
06:12 Fri 07th Oct 20225 answers, last by William51 08:03 Mon 10th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning - Friday and the end of the working week for some. I hope you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have an early appointment at...
03:35 Fri 07th Oct 202240 answers, last by Giggsie 18:35 Fri 07th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

A lorry containing Vicks Sinex spray has crashed. Police say there will be no congestion for eight hours....
05:51 Thu 06th Oct 202212 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 09:16 Thu 06th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Thursday already, the week is whizzing by. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I am seeing a doctor at 12pm from the...
03:36 Thu 06th Oct 202294 answers, last by emmie 07:39 Thu 06th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Wednesday midweek already, where do the days go. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have a phone call at 3-4 or so...
03:45 Wed 05th Oct 2022177 answers, last by emmie 07:55 Wed 05th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Tuesday already, the days are flying by. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I have a fairly quiet day today which...
03:40 Tue 04th Oct 202255 answers, last by murraymints 07:47 Tue 04th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

The furniture salesman assured me the sofa I was looking at would seat four people without any problems. Then it occurred to me I don't think I know four people without any problems....
06:57 Mon 03rd Oct 202211 answers, last by Chipchopper 00:42 Tue 04th Oct 2022

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